Mary Gillis
Comm officer: We have a distress call from the Kobayashi Maru, it's stranded in the Neutral Zone
Me: Oh man, that really sucks for them. Maintain current heading
Instructor: Huh. You're the 1st cadet in Starfleet history to ignore the distress call
Me: I call it The "None of My Business" Manoeuvre
Feb 18, 2023 at 11:12pmWeb
Show threadSimon I Groove musicallyFeb 18, 2023
@Livingmarble It's a good maneuver. I rate it higher than the Heimlich in terms of potentially saving lives. However, as maneuvers go, nothing beats the Vancouver Maneuver for sheer fun of saying.
Show threadPhogna BolognaFeb 19, 2023
@Livingmarble this was Sulu's solution in the paperback I checked out from the library when I was 10.
Show threadJosh Ourisman Feb 20, 2023
@Livingmarble no-win situation my ass!
Show threadpaulFeb 27, 2023

@Livingmarble

"Code zero zero zero. Destruct. Zero."

"You are without doubt the worst cadet I've ever heard of!" "

But you have heard of me."