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Twitter: @lauraklein
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I guess that's how you and I are different; you're wrong and I'm not.

I used to get really anxious waiting for any kind of medical test result until @prestemon pointed out that the test was simply a reflection of something that had already happened and the only difference was that now I knew about it.

Anyway, I have now solved this by being anxious all the time.

If you want to kick off the New Year with a new #hobby and new community of #makers - I’ve got a handful of online #embroidery workshops in January. At this point I’ve taught many tens of thousands of people to embroider. We have a ridiculously fun time and then you can join the #yearofstitch where I teach a new embroidery stitch each week and provide you with patterns to apply the new stitches!
My workshops are pay-what-you-can.

https://www.badasscrossstitch.com/calendarofevent

Hi, I'm Laura. I'm here to kick ass and take names and I am absolutely terrible with names.

"Are you going to wear a mask forever?"

Yes, but to make up for it, I'm going to stop wearing pants.

We normally promote the conference Tech Intersections: Women of Color in Computing on #Twitter but won't this year for obvious reasons.

Please help us spread the word about this #bipoc conference in #Oakland #California.

We're offering 20% off with promo code MASTODON. #BlackMastodon #BlackFriday

We are giving free tickets to people who have been laid off with promo code LAIDOFF.
https://techintersections.org

The event includes an #ally skills workshop for supporters of #woc.

Tech Intersections

This is like the time I got a new label maker.
Going to an authors' group meeting this morning in the guise of the Ghost of Christmas Future. This is what happens if you write books, people. Learn from my mistaaaaaakes...
My lawyer has declined to take the case on the basis that I was wearing a velour track suit and shiny sneakers.
Was leaving the house yesterday, and Eric told me my outfit looked like I was ready to go mall-walking, so I'm going to need the number of a good divorce lawyer or somebody to help me bury a body.