Was leaving the house yesterday, and Eric told me my outfit looked like I was ready to go mall-walking, so I'm going to need the number of a good divorce lawyer or somebody to help me bury a body.
My lawyer has declined to take the case on the basis that I was wearing a velour track suit and shiny sneakers.
@lauraklein So… spade time then?
@adrianh I can't deny that he had a point.