@kelliebob

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I love #hockey #bees #beekeeping #knitting #crochet #embroidery and #crossstitch . Really fucking sweary.
Update: I survived! We accomplished what we had to do and I’m so proud of my dumb job. I treated myself to the good pizza place and 9 fingers of bourbon while watching a stupid pretty spy show tonight.
I’m the luckiest girl alive 💜

We have 4 closings in my office today (8 one hour appointments total) and the water in our building just went out.
There are no functional toilets in my building. There aren’t any nearby. I didn’t bring lunch because it’s burrito day (yay!) in the deli downstairs which is now closed.
So I can’t eat. No one can pee. And I have EIGHT closings with 2-6 people arriving for each.

The last day of the month is never great but chaos is really showing out today.

@heartcookie this is amazing!!!
@brownpau TELL HER I LOVE HER VERY MUCH!!!
@coriolisdave @paparatti @zompus @middleclasstool I realized something was rotten when he popped up with a special on how to lose weight and was clearly disgusted by his previous self. I miss who we though he was
@middleclasstool She’s not human
We started watching Barry forever ago and lost interest but we picked it back up and hoooooo boy this show is amazing. I just sat through the Ronny Proxin episode with my jaw hanging open.
@crashkrispy I stand by my decisions
I survived! I won the biggest bottle of bourbon in the pull and ate extremely expensive cake.
I mistimed my personality drinks and lost the ability to color in my own lips, which have been on my own face for forty-seven years. One boob is refusing to hide her light under a bushel and my Lyft driver is waaaay to inquisitive about my business.
Come on Barbie, let’s go party!