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Fun Dad?
Modest Software Developer?
Introvert?
You be the judge.
He/Him
Bloghttps://johnvantuyl.com
Twitter@jpvantuyl
GitHubhttps://github.com/jpvantuyl

Best. Birthday. Cake. Ever.

Thanks @shieladixon 🎂🥳

The Economist used global excess deaths to arrive at the true death toll from the pandemic with a 95% confidence interval.

"Although the official number of deaths caused by #COVID19 is now 7m, our single best estimate is that the actual toll is 27.5m people. We find that there is a 95% chance that the true value lies between 17.8m and 30.8m additional deaths."

#Covid #SarsCov2 #GlobalExcessDeaths

https://www.economist.com/graphic-detail/coronavirus-excess-deaths-estimates

The pandemic’s true death toll

Our daily estimate of excess deaths around the world

The Economist
Don’t mess with elderly! They have been around a lot longer 
Bisexual:
Twice per sexual
51.1%
Once every two sexuals
48.9%
Poll ended at .

just spend a couple of days on this absolutely cursed code: https://github.com/ezhevita/WeirdMath

yes, it makes #dotnet think that 2+2=5.

GitHub - ezhevita/WeirdMath: Breaking traditional math operations in C#

Breaking traditional math operations in C#. Contribute to ezhevita/WeirdMath development by creating an account on GitHub.

GitHub
Due to global warming, Vivaldi's Four Seasons have been reworked so that the Summer movement is 30% longer and played fortissimo, Winter is 10% shorter and played pianissimo, with some random bars played sforzando to account for the slowing of the North Atlantic Current, and both Spring and Autumn are now played very quickly and with abrupt changes in key, indicating their chaotic nature.

Twitter I can instantly find other humans’ pics of the double rainbow that blessed us in #nyc earlier.

I cannot find any via Mastodon. I tried all the forms of search on here I know. Maybe I am doing something wrong but “how quickly can I find more rainbows” is a very important metric!

Pole dancing bear
Wanna know how to spot a Real Man? He strides fearlessly into the kitchen after a big messy feast and for an opener performs a triumph of 3-D geometry in dishwasher packing, then, with a chortle, mercilessly expunges cooked-on food from all surfaces, even improperly-sealed cast iron, shedding a manly tear at the pan’s condition. He sneers at the grease’s pleas for mercy. The stovetop recognizes the inevitable and meekly submits to ferocious spatter-and-drip removal.