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Molly Whiteit was the fuck aroundiest of times, it was the find outiest of times
ekvin
Haelus Novak@ekvin @molly0xfff my attempts to somehow make him scarier failed. He's either protected by pure magic preventing it, or is so dark any change circles back to light.
Probertd8@molly0xfff Darles Chickfeed?
Dan@molly0xfff it's nice to watch these fraudsters finding out at last
Darren Leathley@molly0xfff — Charles Dickhead
Brendan Jones@DMLeathley @molly0xfff I was thinking Charles Dickcocks because Dickens sounds like Dickhens so Dickcock is a subversion of the gender of the chicken and Dickroosters is too long and also I like the repetitive meaning of Dickcocks and I think I need to go to bed
fmobus
Dr. Oblivious@molly0xfff I'm thrilled with the prosecution beginning the smack-down on Trump. That said, I won't really believe he will face justice until he's actually smacked down; that means in prison and trying desperately to get used to showering with fifty other men.
Natalie Raine@DaveRussell just, don't. cheer about rape. not as "a joke" or otherwise. i don't care how bad the person you're talking about is.
Nicole J. LeBoeuf (she/her)
Darryl R Scott@molly0xfff It makes me giddy. It's rare that I see a rich white stupid bigoted asshole actually suffer the consequences of being stupid.
Uncle Vinny@molly0xfff this made me need to see the SBF dancing clip again. https://youtu.be/zpA5nVBZocI
SBF Dancing Lol
girlfreddyhahaha! What an idjit.
Sarathai@molly0xfff @claudius The tale of two theories about that statement.
@sarathai @molly0xfff @claudius I thought it referenced climate change. There’s a lot of finding out going on right now, following up on a lot of previous fucking around.
Claudius (legacy account)@VirginiaHolloway @sarathai @molly0xfff That's one very valid interpretation IMO. But also Molly White follows the prosecution of some cryptocurrency douchebags quite closely, where this could also easily apply :-)
SPICY EVIL CAET🍬🍭🎄
Lisa Melton
Kensan@molly0xfff Sounds like a Chumbawamba song that is stuck in one’s head as soon as one hears it for the first time.
Fuck Elon 
@molly0xfff that could be referring to so many things….
Saager Mhatre@FuckElon @molly0xfff .... and to so many points of time in history.
One World One People@molly0xfff TWW: Borders
The moment is limitless and without boundaries. On the surface of the world we have created borders between people and lines on maps.
*After a bit of consideration I chose New York and Tokyo. Not 100% sure why. Nod wink nod. Thanks for the fun. OWOP
MITOMANO@molly0xfff I’m too slow to understand this, but I love the way it’s phrased. ❤️
George 🍦🚲 🥾 ✌️🌎 🌌@molly0xfff One of the few books that I've read twice. First in 1962 and then again in 2017.....it got better with age.
Callisto@gecole @molly0xfff Imagine how good it would be if you'd read it for the first time in 1859!
Rick
Big Jesus Trashcan☑️🏴
Defiance!Is that the Abominable Snow Monster? 🤔
Richie Enameller
RodneyPetersonTalentAgencyThis is the Wilford Brimley look alike that poses with assault rifles on social media shithead in Utah the FBI killed in a raid after he made numerous threats against Biden and the FBI.
No, I just read about him and did a Google image search.
However, I did meet Stephen Paddock at the Excalibur on July 6, 2016 and played Blackjack, where we discussed progressive math (which I used in pressing my bets - a type of Matingale system, but more complex) which he thought was smart and his belief casinos were cheating.
Later on, I figured out why he thought that. The removal of 9 over 6 Jacks or Better Video Poker (100.8% payout) he’d played for years.
Lot⁴⁹@molly0xfff Very Dickensian, bravo!
aerique@molly0xfff What are the follower:boost:like ratios here compared to Bluesky for this post? I noticed a lot of engagement there.
Phegan@molly0xfff this is an instant classic
Canadian Crone@molly0xfff You got that right !
PhilSalkie@molly0xfff "A Tale of Two Grittys"
Steffen Christensen@molly0xfff I'm certainly hoping for the find outiest of times, Molly. 🙏
@molly0xfff my brain hears this as being about the climate catastrophe, and the biblical levels of finding out that we’re all in for
SBF is good news tho
It works on multiple levels…
The Flight Attendant@molly0xfff Possibly my favorite toot so far! 🏆🏆🏆 💓💓💓
Aubrey Dancer@molly0xfff people often forget about the direct correlation between fucking around and finding out. #lockhimup
(I personally think “Charles Dick Ins” works well.)
Michaela Sue@molly0xfff I keep thinking of that little video clip with the graph, the more you fuck around, the more you find out.
PeachMcD
Leon Bambrick@molly0xfff do go on… please. We need this.
Chupacabra 78704
Betsy
KanaMauna@molly0xfff Stealing this.
SeaTurt1e ™️ 𓆉@molly0xfff at least until tomorrow
Cat News@molly0xfff poetry at its finest
jasonclarke@molly0xfff You should sell this as a t-shirt. Best line I’ve heard in ages.
OldTurk🗽Focus: #FreePeltier
TransitBiker@molly0xfff call me Ishmael the expendable frontline essential worker.
@molly0xfff congrats on writing the top tweet on mastodon:)
@molly0xfff *toot
(Unless “tweet” has become a generic term for publishing now that X no longer uses it?)
(Unless “tweet” has become a generic term for publishing now that X no longer uses it?)
Joe Pitkin@molly0xfff Ah, the unforgettable opener to the classic "A Sale of Two Tiddies." Maybe SBF (and a few other boobish miscreants) will have a chance to say "it is a far, far better thing that I do blah blah blah" at the end.
Rev. Dr. Slamhound 
@molly0xfff I think we've been immersed in the great illusion of the material world - and that we're getting relocated to the virtual facsimile with alacrity and force
Gatekeeper..