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Low Quality FactsI gave up over 67 million followers on Twitter to be on Mastodon full time. Yes, as I'm sure many of you have guessed by now, I am Selena Gomez.
AI6YR Ben@lowqualityfacts 😂 I love your posts, thank you.
Josh Justice@lowqualityfacts "I gave up over 67 million followers on Twitter to be on Mastodon full time"
Me: "Whoa!"
Me: *checks username*
Hayley Question-Mark@lowqualityfacts Nice to meet you, Selena.
🇺🇦🇪🇺 cweickhmann@lowqualityfacts George Santos, is that you!?
inaforest@lowqualityfacts 😂 games up now, selena
RickNobodyBeinz@lowqualityfacts
Nice to meet you Selena!
I'm Rick White and I was humanbeinz1968 on Twitter.
However, I only had about 1600 followers and followed about 1800.
I think you were one that I followed.
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Nice to meet you Selena!
I'm Rick White and I was humanbeinz1968 on Twitter.
However, I only had about 1600 followers and followed about 1800.
I think you were one that I followed.
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Dave@lowqualityfacts Now there's a coincidence, I also gave up 6 or 7 followers on Twitter to be here...
*reads again properly*
Oh, never mind...
Old Man Mike@lowqualityfacts what are you doing Saturday night?
Ijio Nano@lowqualityfacts Yes, yes, it was quite obvious from the start
MDMRN@lowqualityfacts I had my suspicions. 
Michele Banks@lowqualityfacts You had to lose them to find you
Nick 'The Viking'Honestly this is an unexpected plot twist.
Alan Martello@lowqualityfacts only 66,984,600 followers to go - should be there again in no time.
Vivp_5@lowqualityfacts keepin' an eye out for selena
goat@lowqualityfacts blocked & unsubbed
SPICY EVIL CAET🍬🍭🎄
Enby Shark@lowqualityfacts omg Selena, we have no choice but to stan
Doug 🌈🇨🇦 
@lowqualityfacts
I'd like a Burrito and a Corona por favor
I'd like a Burrito and a Corona por favor
Coyoty@lowqualityfacts We know. The glasses don't fool anyone.
EVHaste@lowqualityfacts I always suspected.
Daisy Bateman/Stacie Grey@lowqualityfacts OMG! I loved you in High School Musical
@daisyj Thank you, I deserved an Oscar for that.
PixiePancake@lowqualityfacts Please describe Justin Bieber’s dreamy kisses.
@MissPixiePancake Sticky lips, slug tongue.
Aviva Gary@lowqualityfacts snap snap
Noelle Mitchell 📚🖋📝
Allyson Williams ✅
Mary Alicia Ziff@lowqualityfacts
Hey! When's the next season of Only Murders in the Building?
Love that you're not feuding with Hailey Bieber, Justin is not worth it.
Hey! When's the next season of Only Murders in the Building?
Love that you're not feuding with Hailey Bieber, Justin is not worth it.
Blort™ 🐀Ⓥ🥋☣️
Badger AF (he/him) DEMOCRACY
Pippa 🌈@lowqualityfacts i honestly only heard of selena gomez for the first time this? last? year and because of the timing i thought she was a new character in the addams family reboot thing
nice glutes 
@lowqualityfacts I knew it! What do I need to do to get a cameo in only Murders in the building?
Gondoliere@lowqualityfacts you came naked, and you'll leave naked. That's the Way it is.
You won't find 12 million followers here, maybe it's a good experience?
Anyway, welcome here
Whisky neat for me!
synlogic@lowqualityfacts heck I gave up 9B
ZZ Bottom
Bee O'Problem 
@lowqualityfacts that guy from the Addams Family?
Laura@lowqualityfacts So far, all the text-only posts have been facts of an unusually high quality :thinking:
The Great Llama 
@lowqualityfacts
Elon paid $44B for me to leave.
Elon paid $44B for me to leave.
SammyGalen@lowqualityfacts What is this #Twitter you speak of? It sounds rather Musky.
Minty@lowqualityfacts I suspected as much but didn't say anything out of fear people would think I was crazy.
kleksHi babe !
Your Autistic Life FR/EN/ES@lowqualityfacts I'm actually a dog, but nobody knows this, because on the internet no one knows that you're a dog.
feinzer@lowqualityfacts no fucking way