jasondotjsonAug 11, 2023
Low Quality Facts

Trying my hardest to make more friends on here. Please boost to help me socialize. My hobbies include:

-screaming "STOLEN VALOR" at Revolutionary War reenactments.

-counting the number of leaves on a tree until I get bored, typically around the 2-3 range.

-editing the Muppets Wikipedia page to state that the Muppets were responsible for both starting and ending the Cold War.

-trying to get unbanned from Wikipedia.

Aug 10, 2023 at 1:30pmWeb
Show threadLawler Hix Aug 10, 2023
@lowqualityfacts here's a low quality fact that wikipedia doesn't want you to know: the key to getting unbanned from Wikipedia is to offer to lick Jimmy Wales' feet.
Show threadVeeAug 10, 2023
@lowqualityfacts
.. same!
Show threadJamieEWoodAug 10, 2023
@lowqualityfacts 🤣🤣🤣
Show threadstillnotaheroAug 10, 2023

@lowqualityfacts

Here’s a fun fact for you to use - did you know that all Peeps marshmallows on the market today were actually produced during the Cold War?

Show threadEric HAug 10, 2023
@stillnotahero @lowqualityfacts that's really interesting! Especially because all of the candy corn was produced during the Cuban Missile Crisis!
Show thread⛧ 𝔅𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔞 ⛧Aug 10, 2023
@lowqualityfacts would u be interested in leaving mud monkeys with me in all the urinals where billionaires pee?
Show thread🦊 🍸Faux around & find out⚠️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Aug 10, 2023
@lowqualityfacts - Have you tried shock therapy? Sorry… autocorrect … I actually typed “posting on GitHub recently?”
Show threadFaraiweAug 10, 2023
@lowqualityfacts you can NOT discount Gonzo's influence in the brinksmanship style of Kennedy, during the Cuban Missile Crisis.
Show threadDoran WetzelAug 10, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Dude, the Muppets are SO guilty for the Cold War. Why does no one see the rainbow connection?
Show threadMartin BogdanovAug 10, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Yeah, that checks out.
Show threadSammyGalenAug 10, 2023
@lowqualityfacts When I want to make friends, I smear cat food on my ear. Then, my kitty licks my ear, thus a friend.
Show threadListerine Lavender MintAug 10, 2023
@lowqualityfacts thinking about that photo of Kermit the Frog and Oscar the Grouch engaging in the socialist fraternal kiss
Show thread👍Maximum Derek👍Aug 10, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Don't forget Cookie Monster's role in Iran Contra. Arms for cookies was no joke.
Show threadDodo & the BrawnAug 10, 2023
@lowqualityfacts You sound way too interesting for me. I'm very boring. Sorry.
Show threadFinley ⓋAug 10, 2023

@lowqualityfacts I mean Kermit the Frog WAS canonically the mastermind behind 9/11

https://copypastatext.com/kermit-the-frog-did-9-11/

Kermit the frog did 9/11 - CopypastaText

It is actual Muppets canon that Kermit the Frog, in some way, had a role in bringing down the Twin Towers in the terror attacks

CopypastaText
Show threadaethervisionAug 10, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Forget the Muppets, here comes the Sid & Marty Krofft 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse
Show threadIGBRUTALAug 10, 2023
@lowqualityfacts what about going to movie shoots and acusing them of being paid actors?
Show threadTim NiederriterAug 10, 2023
@lowqualityfacts I know not why you'd do such things (Except for the last one) but I enjoy your ideas.
Show threadTjsAug 11, 2023
@lowqualityfacts
You're weird. I approve.
Show threadChrist van WillegenAug 13, 2023
@lowqualityfacts you're really going well, counting 2-3 trees! I wouldn't last that long...