Let's see...

✅ Mass layoffs

✅ Dumping billions into Zuck's Folly (a.k.a. "the Metaverse") and then quietly turning away from it the minute ChatGPT goes viral

✅ More layoffs

✅ Charging for #2FA

Now...

#Instagram has started putting ads in search results https://www.theverge.com/2023/3/21/23650766/instagram-ads-search-results-feeds

Between this stupidity (#parody is #freespeech, after all) and the black mold its new barrel houses are (allegedly) causing all over town, you've got to ask what bright bulb is running #JackDaniels' reputation straight into the ground:

Jack Daniel's tells Supreme Court its brand is harmed by dog toy #BadSpaniels https://www.npr.org/2023/03/22/1162692739/supreme-court-jack-daniels
>The whiskey maker argues that the toy named Bad Spaniel infringes on its trademark, confuses consumers and tarnishes its reputation.

Yes, for just $180 a year, you too can enjoy #2FA (which you should have access to for free) and -- don't faint, now -- sooper-speshul stickers for your Stories 'n' Reels!

But seriously, folks... This is in the wake of how many thousands laid off now? You can almost smell the desperation for cash:

You Can Now Pay #Meta to Verify Your #Facebook and #Instagram Account https://www.lifewire.com/you-can-now-pay-meta-to-verify-your-facebook-and-instagram-account-7368432