- Slavery? Learn great job skills in servitude!
- Child Labor? Yup.
- Pro-life? No. Just anti-abortion. War, capital punishment, you bet!
- Ban Books? Sure. Because freedom of speech.
- Affirmative action? No. Alumni and wealthy donor admissions? You're in!
- Student loan forgiveness. Hell no!
- Tax cuts for the 1%? Definitely.
- Climate change/pollution? Less regulations! It's all a hoax.
- Assault rifles? Open carry and fire away! Yeehaw!
- Gay/LGBT+? Hell no!





