Reformed baseball Dad, #Yankees fan
Duke grad sports fan #DukeBasketball #DukeBase
Amateur artisan baker (rye, pizza) and pit "master" (not)
Remember the Democrats' "shadow cabinet" that was supposed to be a media-driving counterweight to the Trump regime's team of fascists?
Seems unlikely that even the feckless Democrats who set it up remember it.
*** Online shopping in 2010 ***
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Me: Thanks.
*** Online shopping in 2025 ***
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*ding* Underpants Emporium: howās that review coming along?
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I am furiously, flamingly, incandescently, *supernova-levels* of angry right now.
Trump is trying to kill NASA science. And hoo boy, do I have something to say about it.
https://badastronomy.beehiiv.com/p/trump-threatens-to-eviscerate-nasa-cb96
The Kentucky Derby is Decadent and Depraved by Hunter S Thompson
Required reading if youāve never had the pleasure
Edit: CW ā Iād forgotten the use of the n-word and other slurs in this piece; be prepared
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1hulSdpLW0OQxxBXGpjNh-B3JTYO3AQJ3/view