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posted by @woodmichl@reddit.com - https://reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/1lig3gq/whoneedscodereview/

When adopting a new 100GbE switch, it’s important to follow gradual introduction procedures to keep your existing cats from becoming stressed and developing RDMA aggression.

#cats #catsofmastodon #networking #homelab

Deploying my docker image to prod

#docker #deploy

meterpreter> impersonate_token heb\\hob
host -> docker -> containers
Old School

YouTube
when the payload perfectly fits the buffer.
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@Alison Welp, I guess I'm not playing in there right now.
@tobi Ya he called dibbs.
@Alison As moose do.
@jbaggs Indeed! And few arguments about it too!
@Alison Moose in the juice

@wendinoakland @Alison

Hoots mon, there's a moose, loose, aboot this joose

Och Aye!

Hoots mon it's a braw, bricht, moonlit nicht

Och Aye!

Hoots mon!

@amiserabilist @Alison I have a soft spot for moose. 🫎 (and geese, too).

@wendinoakland @amiserabilist @Alison

moose and goose or meese and geese?

@Thebratdragon @amiserabilist @Alison Yes!
Did you not ever watch the cold war cartoon, the Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle? There are some useless rusky spies, Boris & Natasha… maybe on the youtoob?

@wendinoakland @Thebratdragon @amiserabilist @Alison

Ducks are the only waterfowl you can trust. Geese will steal your wallet.

@helplessduck @Thebratdragon @amiserabilist @Alison Geese are the imperial protectors of 🇨🇦 🪿

@wendinoakland @Thebratdragon @amiserabilist @Alison

Maintaining the right and all?

Don't say I didn't say I didn't warn you. Devil birds.

Sinister ducks

YouTube

@Thebratdragon @wendinoakland @amiserabilist @Alison

I'll thank you to keep that filthy, goose-made propaganda to yourself.

@helplessduck

"that filthy, goose-made propaganda"

here started the waterfowl war on our day of the lord 2025-06-24.

i hate swans.

one bit me.

@Thebratdragon @wendinoakland @Alison

@amiserabilist @helplessduck @wendinoakland @Alison

I like all waterfowl, but then as a Kid I knew a swan that would oput her head on your lap for scritches....

And always loved moorhens.

@Thebratdragon

help me out here, what have cigars got to do with geese?

@helplessduck @wendinoakland @Alison

@amiserabilist @helplessduck @wendinoakland @Alison

sinister ducks, smoking cigars......

@Thebratdragon

ah, thanks.

by The Sinister Ducks
The March of the Sinister Ducks was written, performed, and recorded by The Sinister Ducks, a band who included Alan Moore the comic book writer, Alex Green and David J from Bauhaus. It was released in 1983.

Everyone thinks they're such sweet little things
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Soft downy feathers and nice little wings.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

But there's a poison I'd like to administer,
You think they're cuddly but I think they're sinister.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

What are they doing at night in the park?
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Think of them waddling about in the dark.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Sneering and whispering and stealing your cars,
Reading pornography, smoking cigars.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Nasty and small undeserving of life.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
They smirk at your hairstyle and sleep with your wife.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Dressed in black jackets and horrible shoes,
Getting divorces and turning to booze.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Forcing old ladies to throw them some bread.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Who could deny they'd be better off dead?
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Look closer and you may recoil in surprise,
At web-footed fascists with mad little eyes.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

@helplessduck @wendinoakland @Alison

@wendinoakland @Alison

wine gums advert from years back,

there's joose loose, abooot this hoose!

@Alison unbothered. moisturized. happy. in his lane. focused. flourishing.
moosturized, even.
@Alex @Alison DAMMIT I SHOULDVE POSTED THAT
@Alison Poor thing must have been really hot. ☹️

@Alison

I put plates and shallow bowls out for wildlife in this heat. It's good of you to do the same but on an enlarged scale 🤗

@Alison While not in use.....😂
@Alison Nowadays I always ask: is it KI or real? I don't believe photos anymore. 😭 And I see artefacts in the pixels.
@NatureMC I've had this photo in my collection long before AI. Also am from Canada and this, bears, racoons etc in pools is not strange.
@Alison Then it's fine, thank you! Because I *wanted* to believe it!
@NatureMC No worries.
They like sprinklers too!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GtpoJ0TgEo
baby moose playing in backyard sprinkler - 1050234

YouTube
@Alison Oh, this is so cute! 😍 
@NatureMC Search moose in sprinkler or bear in pool on YouTube. Get a drink and maybe snacks first. :)
@Alison Moose thinks it's a goose

@Alison

if pool not for moose, why pool moose sized? 🤣