whoNeedsCodeReview
posted by @woodmichl@reddit.com - https://reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/1lig3gq/whoneedscodereview/
When adopting a new 100GbE switch, it’s important to follow gradual introduction procedures to keep your existing cats from becoming stressed and developing RDMA aggression.
oldJoke
posted by @SpecterK1@reddit.com - https://reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/1ljgjpy/oldjoke/
Hoots mon, there's a moose, loose, aboot this joose
Och Aye!
Hoots mon it's a braw, bricht, moonlit nicht
Och Aye!
Hoots mon!
@wendinoakland @amiserabilist @Alison
moose and goose or meese and geese?
@wendinoakland @Thebratdragon @amiserabilist @Alison
Ducks are the only waterfowl you can trust. Geese will steal your wallet.
@wendinoakland @Thebratdragon @amiserabilist @Alison
Maintaining the right and all?
Don't say I didn't say I didn't warn you. Devil birds.
@helplessduck @wendinoakland @amiserabilist @Alison
I disagree....
@Thebratdragon @wendinoakland @amiserabilist @Alison
I'll thank you to keep that filthy, goose-made propaganda to yourself.
"that filthy, goose-made propaganda"
here started the waterfowl war on our day of the lord 2025-06-24.
i hate swans.
one bit me.
@amiserabilist @Thebratdragon @wendinoakland @Alison
That's why I hate geese. Trauma from when I was a wee duckie, still in shortpants.
@amiserabilist @helplessduck @wendinoakland @Alison
I like all waterfowl, but then as a Kid I knew a swan that would oput her head on your lap for scritches....
And always loved moorhens.
@helplessduck @wendinoakland @amiserabilist @Alison
so you don't smoke cigars?
help me out here, what have cigars got to do with geese?
@amiserabilist @helplessduck @wendinoakland @Alison
sinister ducks, smoking cigars......
ah, thanks.
by The Sinister Ducks
The March of the Sinister Ducks was written, performed, and recorded by The Sinister Ducks, a band who included Alan Moore the comic book writer, Alex Green and David J from Bauhaus. It was released in 1983.
Everyone thinks they're such sweet little things
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Soft downy feathers and nice little wings.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
But there's a poison I'd like to administer,
You think they're cuddly but I think they're sinister.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
What are they doing at night in the park?
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Think of them waddling about in the dark.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Sneering and whispering and stealing your cars,
Reading pornography, smoking cigars.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Nasty and small undeserving of life.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
They smirk at your hairstyle and sleep with your wife.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Dressed in black jackets and horrible shoes,
Getting divorces and turning to booze.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Forcing old ladies to throw them some bread.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Who could deny they'd be better off dead?
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Look closer and you may recoil in surprise,
At web-footed fascists with mad little eyes.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
I put plates and shallow bowls out for wildlife in this heat. It's good of you to do the same but on an enlarged scale 🤗
if pool not for moose, why pool moose sized? 🤣