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Dan PortsWhen adopting a new 100GbE switch, it’s important to follow gradual introduction procedures to keep your existing cats from becoming stressed and developing RDMA aggression.
Chad McCullough@dan I don't see any lies in this statement.
john spurling@dan Make sure to enable support for chonky frames.
Nick Gully@dan scratch the backplane front to back only.
kwayk42
alyx (dual-stack)
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 
HTTP 1.1/418 Teapot
The Turtle
Dave Fischer
smartperson@smartperson @alyx @catsalad @dan I massively reduced my personal collection recently, I only kept one SGI:
mr_daemon@davefischer @alyx @catsalad @dan nice O2, and nice cat. Proves the "slightly elevated warm" attractor theory.
Here's my old man when he was younger, sitting on a shitty D-Link
🐜@mr_daemon I still have that Logitech (mine is Z-2300 model) speaker!
alina🏳️⚧️🐾
Kate 
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Gwen, the Fops 
Mica 
Kierkegaanks regretfully
Codey McCodeface
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Tim Chase@alina @catsalad @dan emma is the cat, whose website is at https://emma.pet and she's on fedi as @emma
zelazny is a former freenode server
mirabilos
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Lexi 🌸
Fuxle 🦊🏳️🌈
Deka Black
mjdxp@dan i made the horrible mistake of adopting a network switch without any gradual introduction procedures. by the end of the night, my existing cat, thinking it was defending its territory, had unfortunately taken the switch's life with a swift crunch to the vitals. the switch had no way to fight back, as it is optimized for connecting network devices, not combat with deadly animals such as the common house cat, and thus quickly went down without putting up a fight at all. i quickly rushed the networking equipment to the veterinarian, however it was already long gone by then. even though i only had the switch for one night, i had already grown attached to it. i decided to have the switch's remains cremated and spread out among the network closet, causing my co-workers to ask what the fuck i was doing, leading to my eventually firing due to my erratic behavior.
Willi
Newk
David Croyle@dan Unfortunately his cat was named "CAT 5E" so it wasn't a good choice to use with this switch.