Martha would like everyone to know that yes, this is her garden and she'd like all the foxes that keep coming in at night to KEEP OUT.

Also she has majestic side eye.

#doglet #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #DogsOfFedi

Martha would like everyone to know that this is the BEST STICK and this is the BEST GARDEN to throw it for her in.

Note: not our garden.
Note 2: stick now in two parts but still the BEST STICK.

#doglet #stick #fetch #DogsOfFedi #dog #dogs

The house we're staying in at the moment has a beautiful big lawn out front.

And we brought the dog. She bombed the photo.

#dogs #doglet #DogsOfFedi #poop

As cunning as a fox recently graduated with a degree in cunning from the University of Cunning.

[Vixen and cub in my garden half an hour or so ago]

#wildlife #foxes #vixen #cub #UrbanFoxes

This year's first murder cherry crop has been picked.

These are EXTREMELY hot, somewhere in the 1.4 to 2 million Scoville range. They're Komodo Dragon Chillies. The red one is about 15mm by 10mm.

#komododragon #chilli #chillies #homegrown #veryveryhot #MurderCherries

Here's hoping this rather splendid looking #Wagyu #steak tastes as good as it looks after I've cooked it.

Not Japanese Wagyu so we'll see how it goes.

I went to Barton-upon-Humber and all I got was a photo of a bridge.

#HumberBridge #RoadTrip #BridgesOfMastodon #BridgesOfFedi

BEZOS HAS FALLEN.

#bezos #BlueOrigin #NS31