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Gonçalo Ribeiro

@goncalor@infosec.exchange

342 Followers

446 Following

3.4K Posts

Defend. Pwn. Infosec. Free software. Vim nerd. #rustlang #electronics

website	https://goncalor.com
GitHub	https://github.com/goncalor

Gonçalo Ribeiro 6h ago

War and Peas 🧿8h ago

Gonçalo Ribeiro 6h ago

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Krypt3ia 6h ago

Giggle

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fairydoctor 2d ago

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277/1440

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Spicy Crust Pizza

Gonçalo Ribeiro 15h ago

Whoa: Weston, the reference compositor for #Wayland, supports multiple physical independent mice at the same time! 😀

"New mouse, who dis?"

(See toot later in the thread for how to set this up!)

Gonçalo Ribeiro 16h ago

Asahi Lina (朝日リナ) // nullptr::live 1d ago

Yes, a file full of zero bits transfers faster over USB2.0 than a file full of one bits.

I've known this forever but it still feels ridiculous when you actually test it and it's true!

USB truly is cursed.

Gonçalo Ribeiro 1d ago

My take: clothes are to be used until they rip apart.

#fashion #sustainableFashion

Gonçalo Ribeiro 1d ago

Natasha Jay 3d ago

Respect people who wear glasses.

They paid money to see you.

Gonçalo Ribeiro 1d ago

NetBlocks 2d ago

ℹ️ Update: Internet connectivity in #Egypt remains diminished following a fire at the Ramses Central Exchange; network data show national connectivity at 44% of ordinary levels with services including banking, mobile payments and online trade affected 🏧

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AltonDooley Jul 2

We use these signs at the museum when we pull a specimen from exhibit for study.

Someone on my staff attached this one to my office door. That’s the kind of people I hire, apparently.

#museum #MuseumLife

Hugs4friends ♾🇺🇦 🇵🇸😷Jul 2

@AltonDooley They love ya.

Mark Wyner Won’t Comply

@AltonDooley good times. Also…museums are rad. I really wish I could spend more time in them. It’s cool that you have a job there. I hope you enjoy it.

AltonDooley Jul 2

@markwyner *Most* of the time my job is awesome!

@AltonDooley Good for you!

Autoerotic Defenestration Jul 2

@AltonDooley awwww, they think you're worth preserving <3

millennial falcon Jul 2

@AltonDooley 😂😂🤣

ColesStreetPothole Jul 2

@AltonDooley
Congratulations on your excellent hires! 💪 😁

AltonDooley Jul 2

@ColesStreetPothole They are truly excellent!

Ari "it's all gravy"Jul 2

@AltonDooley Awww, they like you!

Yendolosch Jul 2

Did they also in your absence lovingly pad your office chair with cotton and bubble wrap?

AltonDooley Jul 2

@Yendolosch Not this time, but my office often somehow gets lavishly decorated if I go on vacation around the holidays.

@AltonDooley @Yendolosch

uh, oh. We did that to a prof's office once--filled it with balloons from floor to ceiling and left a hatpin taped to the office door.

CM Harrington Jul 2

@AltonDooley 🤣🤣🤣

@AltonDooley They are taking care of you!

GinevraCat Jul 2

@AltonDooley 🤣

Lappenjammer Jul 2

@AltonDooley Excellent hiring skills!

AltonDooley Jul 2

@lappenjammer Thanks! I'm so proud of them, and the amazing work they do!

Frank Küsel Jul 2

@AltonDooley :D

Kerry Tomlinson Jul 2

@AltonDooley Ha ha ha! Thanks for a good LOL!

Poloniousmonk Jul 2

Dang young 'uns. Whippersnappers.

AltonDooley Jul 2

@Uair I did once hire someone in Visitors Services, and it turned out she was too young to work our annual fundraiser because we serve alcohol.

Geoff 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Jul 2

@AltonDooley If that's my door and I'm older than the youngest person on the team, yeah, fair enough.

Looking for explanations…6d ago

@AltonDooley
At least those fossils who work in the museum have got a sense of humour!

@AltonDooley
Seems, that you have a Pratchett adept in your department. 🙂

Karl-Heinz Zimmer 5d ago

Obviously they love you there!

:))

Otherwise they would not make such jokes.

AltonDooley 5d ago

@khzimmer2 It’s mutual!

Hyperbolix Prudens 🎹🖌️⌨️4d ago

@AltonDooley
"How did you meet your wife?"
"Carbon dating"

Living near Grube Messel had it's perks, you could learn some really old jokes...