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☑️Author/Humorist. Personal Trainer. Jewish mom. “My son the doctor.” Guiness World Record holder. I ❤️Wiener #dogs #fitness #writing #comedy #Jewish #foodie www.gloriaschwartz.com
@Steve you seem like a fun guy.
@rukuss how do u know boys don’t feel weird buying tampons for their gf? Did they tell u? I felt weird all my life buying them for myself! menopause has benefits lol
My house is too quiet since our Schneider crossed the rainbow bridge on Thursday. I could use some cute dog photos to cheer me up please. #dogsofmstdn
@kathygriffin we went to a Hannukkah concert.
@kathygriffin I watched episode 1. We should watch the next ep together and toot about it.
I made hummus. Yum!
Your favourite dangling head’s account has been unsuspended by elon musk.
@kathygriffin one time I was supposed to meet my friend at a coffee shop. She forgot. I waited, had coffee, and went home. Fascinating. 
@kathygriffin so Sheen got wet and left you high and dry.
@heatherbadenoch omg I thought u were going to say with a bald tattooed 🐱lol