My house is too quiet since our Schneider crossed the rainbow bridge on Thursday. I could use some cute dog photos to cheer me up please. #dogsofmstdn

I made hummus. Yum!

Your favourite dangling head’s account has been unsuspended by elon musk.

Follow me. #GloriaOnMastodon

Is there a way to find people I followed on #twitter who’ve joined Mastodon? #twittermigration

How come I have 29 followers and @kathygriffin has a gzillion? She’s hilarious but I’m funny too and my book is even called Age of Hilarious. How about some new followers? And I follow back. 

Anything interesting happening on Mastedon? It seems dull.

#Introductions Hi from Canada. I’m a dog lover, author, personal trainer, retired from high tech. I’m currently writing my 3rd book. My 2nd was a book of humour that I released during the height of the pandemic when we were all so stressed. My goal was to make people laugh. Follow me if you like dogs, humour, fitness, current events, cooking, dining out, and if you’re nice, and not an antisemite or racist.

Newbie here. I’m from #Canada. Where is everyone from? Follow & I’ll follow back. #newhere 

Who will be my first follower? And how will I get 50 or 500?  #newhere I’ll follow back.