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I'd really love to see the day when they put pronouns on the #snl intro. #MollyKearney deserves it.
Date someone that loves you no matter what your body looks like. Date someone that understands that your body may change over time. Date someone that knows you can't control how quickly you morph into a werewolf under the light of a full moon. Date someone that loves you for you.
@ria Strange World was cute.
We are the type of person who'll use every character space available in a reply. We will over-explain every detail of a story to make sure you've now lived it with us. We'll remind you the way something made us feel when we were 6, 10, 15, 22, 29 years old.
We're also the type of person who'll cling to your every word. Who will empathize your deepest pain, greatest joy, and especially your most macabre sentiments. We weep often. We aim to laugh as much, and live for irony. #goth #empath #writer
@shivian @keith 2 years ago around this time of year I was quite truly losing my mind at a full time law firm job. So much so that I started grinding my teeth, with constant jaw clenching. I thought I’d keep my wisdom teeth forever, but this all caused an immediate need for quadruple extraction. I was LOOKING FORWARD TO SURGERY to not be at work. And in my hydro induced recovery bliss…. I watched the Muppet Show, and nothing else. This moment gave me so much hope then. She’s magic
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