imagine trying to sell advertising on a website where you are actively limiting users to 600 views a day.

#RateLimitExceeded #TwitterDown

Don't say:

You are in a room. A Gambler is talking.

Do say:

On a warm summer's evening
On a train bound for nowhere
I met up with The Gambler
We were both too tired to sleep
So we took turns a-starin'
Out the window at the darkness
The boredom overtook us
And he began to speak.

#DnD #NPC

I am part of the UK University Strike today. #UCU #UCUstrike

We are striking for secure contracts for precariously-employed young academics; an end to pension cuts; and a pay rise that keeps up with inflation.

My plan for today is:

- 3 lectures
- 2 tutorials
- 1 PhD meeting
- 1/2 a football match #EngIra

Go to mum's, kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.

How's that for a slice of fried gold?