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...but I'm only skin deep
#NYC derived, bottle-aged in #Portland, channeling the best vibes I have from moment to moment. I also speak German and Spanish (poorly) #dogowner #genderqueer #worldtraveler #runner #skier #pdx #soccer #BAONPDX #humanrights #progressive #listeningto #longcovid survivor (5/2020-12/2021)
Just got Lasik surgery. My longterm and fraught relationship with the acrylic molds industry is coming to an end.
Watch. Next they'll say EBIKE is in the #Wordle dictionary. A #term is not a #word, people... 🧐

I just saw a commercial for a migraine medication that has a 8% success rate (on the headache part) but a 6% chance of constipation.

but a Texas judge isn't looking at that all. 😒

Aimee Mann could do a reboot/take back of 'Voices Carry,' only about all the people who talk so g'damn loud in public about literally EVERYTHING.
"I said shut up - I said shut up."
Social Sciences, pshaw. They only deeply influence global policy and attitudes through the use of inference and a haberdashery of researcher self-selected data. Nothing to see here.
@portlandy
To signal my full Portland, a big part (of my practice) is just trying not to pull or tear something (important) from contorting the fleshes into all of this (needed) compression, lol.
Apparently, I have reached the age where getting dressed for sports counts as an #exercise on my watch.
Why does Flonase nasal steroid spray need to be scented with lilac? Is it some kind of twisted joke?
Yeah no, I get it. My nose is messed up but not FUBAR yet...I guess.
Sometimes, pictures say it all. It is unthinkable in #America for #women and minority groups to celebrate their rights and the passing of empathic #legislation. Whoever at #NPR selected this headline photograph should be ashamed of themselves and find another job. This is not #journalism

I tried to buy my parents an AirBnB Experience near where they live (a small city, btw), and every choice was goat cuddling.

America, are you okay?