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...but I'm only skin deep
#NYC derived, bottle-aged in #Portland, channeling the best vibes I have from moment to moment. I also speak German and Spanish (poorly) #dogowner #genderqueer #worldtraveler #runner #skier #pdx #soccer #BAONPDX #humanrights #progressive #listeningto #longcovid survivor (5/2020-12/2021)
Just got Lasik surgery. My longterm and fraught relationship with the acrylic molds industry is coming to an end.
Watch. Next they'll say EBIKE is in the #Wordle dictionary. A #term is not a #word, people... 🧐

I just saw a commercial for a migraine medication that has a 8% success rate (on the headache part) but a 6% chance of constipation.

but a Texas judge isn't looking at that all. 😒

Aimee Mann could do a reboot/take back of 'Voices Carry,' only about all the people who talk so g'damn loud in public about literally EVERYTHING.
"I said shut up - I said shut up."
Social Sciences, pshaw. They only deeply influence global policy and attitudes through the use of inference and a haberdashery of researcher self-selected data. Nothing to see here.
Apparently, I have reached the age where getting dressed for sports counts as an #exercise on my watch.
Why does Flonase nasal steroid spray need to be scented with lilac? Is it some kind of twisted joke?
Yeah no, I get it. My nose is messed up but not FUBAR yet...I guess.
Sometimes, pictures say it all. It is unthinkable in #America for #women and minority groups to celebrate their rights and the passing of empathic #legislation. Whoever at #NPR selected this headline photograph should be ashamed of themselves and find another job. This is not #journalism

I tried to buy my parents an AirBnB Experience near where they live (a small city, btw), and every choice was goat cuddling.

America, are you okay?

Here's an idea. Restructure housing court away from vis-a-vis to one that is tenant-rights focused. Make the landlord and their lawyer argue why the eviction is necessary and unavoidable. That, is free. https://www.oregonlive.com/politics/2023/02/portland-area-elected-leaders-oppose-capital-gains-tax-for-tenant-eviction-defense-lawyers.html
Portland tax would pay for tenant eviction lawyers. Some elected officials are against it

Portland Mayor Ted Wheeler, Multnomah County Chair Jessica Vega Pederson and Metro Council President Lynn Peterson expressed opposition to the measure during a Portland Business Alliance retreat Feb. 3.

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