MostlyHarmlessAt some point the Walmart "greeter" stopped greeting people entering the store and became the "receipt checker" when they try to leave. And somehow we're supposed to be okay with that.
Paula
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I came here from another dimension
Merlin MannFive Responses for When the Cashier Asks You a Weirdly Invasive Question About Your Purchases
1. I am slowly poisoning a disloyal business associate.
2. My doctor says I need all of this for my poop.
3. The tequila is for my new baby. His name is Brandon, and I love him very much.
4. [smiling broadly and leaning way in] I’m making YOU a special surprise. Todd.
5. I have a lot of personal problems.
donni saphireThe only thing we have to fear is all the very reasonable things to fear
Please do not gaze upon my works and despair! I worked really hard on them
OH MY GOD SEATTLE
Sometimes the #cowboys need a break ok guys
G.I. Robot 
Others: calling calling calling
Me: ...
Others: ok I'll text instead
Me: [an appropriate amount of time later] hey, got your message
Others: calling calling calling again
Me: ...
Others: ok I'll text instead
Me: [an appropriate amount of time later] hey, got your message
Others: calling calling calling again
Alice McFlurry Normalize saying "I don’t know enough about the topic to be able to comment."
Ricki Yasha Tarr