MostlyHarmlessAt some point the Walmart "greeter" stopped greeting people entering the store and became the "receipt checker" when they try to leave. And somehow we're supposed to be okay with that.
Paula
@dentonitis
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I came here from another dimension
@georgetakei but he knew it was a wedding so still could have dressed up lol
@hotdogsladies I sure needed these that one time I bought wine, ice cream, and sleeping pills
Merlin MannFive Responses for When the Cashier Asks You a Weirdly Invasive Question About Your Purchases
1. I am slowly poisoning a disloyal business associate.
2. My doctor says I need all of this for my poop.
3. The tequila is for my new baby. His name is Brandon, and I love him very much.
4. [smiling broadly and leaning way in] I’m making YOU a special surprise. Todd.
5. I have a lot of personal problems.
donni saphireThe only thing we have to fear is all the very reasonable things to fear
Please do not gaze upon my works and despair! I worked really hard on them
@batkaren there are rules, people
OH MY GOD SEATTLE
Sometimes the #cowboys need a break ok guys
@GuyDudeman it was pretty good til it got to "she sang like a bird and looked like a bird and Brenda was a bird" and at that point it became legend