Please do not gaze upon my works and despair! I worked really hard on them

@donni I promise I won't.
But if you whip out the Mighty Scimitar of the Randalls, I will.
The tusks that clashed in mighty brawls
Of mastodons, are billiard balls.
The sword of Charlemagne the Just
Is ferric oxide, known as rust.
The grizzly bear whose potent hug
Was feared by all, is now a rug.
Great Caesarโs bust is on my shelf,
And I donโt feel so well myself.
on Dat pair dere, my gaze is no where.