Paula
Ricki Yasha TarrWhat are you guys getting your Lover this year?
David Penfold 
@RickiTarr A karaoke setup with two good microphones that can connect to our HiFi so she can strut her mezzo-soprano stuff and I can ruin it.
@davep Oh that sounds awesome
Dr.Ubertrout@RickiTarr
Nothing says romance like an ass cushion.
Nothing says romance like an ass cushion.
@Dr_Ubertrout Every Hug Begins With Butt Donut
Tom 🇨🇦I read it initially as whoopie cushion (also potentially a good choice)
Maggieci democracy enjoyer@RickiTarr Is that a cock ring? So versatile
Kotes@RickiTarr For a moment, I wondered if the box had been graffitied.
@kotaro It has that look, but I found it at a Bin Store
George Station@kotaro @RickiTarr For just one glorious split-second, I saw "gratified" 😆
Mike@RickiTarr The grandfather on Mary Hartman Mary Hartman has one of those, and I couldn't find a picture and I would avoid googling anything with the word hemorrhoid in it 🙄 what did I expect
Obsolete
Cat Lady Kydia Music 🇺🇦Colleagues - b/c we all have to put up with the boss who's a pain in the ass
Friends - passive-aggressively shut Sheryl up about mentioning her bony ass on your oak dining room chairs
Family - passive-aggressively shut Uncle Norm up about his hemorrhoids
Lover - after care for all the sexy spankings
paul
ShantiS@RickiTarr This may not go down well in our consumer-oriented society, but consider giving your time instead of a gift. A phone call, or meeting them in person (if distance allows it) will be more meaningful to both parties - especially when the other person is older (defined however you want !)
Paul Koenig@RickiTarr “Here you go grandma. Grandpa has been talking about ‘coming home in the back door’ all the time.”
WesMason@TDP4 @lisamelton It was $4 at the bin store