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David Penfold

@davep@infosec.exchange

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Does IT stuff. Vegan and anarchism curious.

Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www.justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/17468/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now

Also unreasonably fond of BPMN.

Officially not right in the noggin #ʘ‿ʘ

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ICE is out of control. They must be reined in.

Detox Doodles!

This is my daily sketching habit in an effort to curb mindless scrolling.

This page is about otters, both river and sea!

#art #otter #riverotter #seaotter #sketch #DetoxDoodles #sciart #InkArt

David Penfold

10h ago

Jack William Bell 12h ago

There's been a bit of a ruckus going on around here lately. Machinery making machinery noises and warning beeps. Different road noises than usual as only one lane was available and people with signs controlled the flow. People talking. Even one person cheering!

That one person was me. And the reason for all of this isn't road construction, it is because they are laying fiber-optic cable next to the road along my property.

And *that* means…

[contd]

It seems like a good day to remind everyone that at the time of Jeffrey Epstein’s death, the President of the United States was neither Joe Biden nor Barack Obama, but Donald Trump.

David Penfold

10h ago

I read an article about ageing healthily earlier in the Guardian and realised I've never had a prostate, um, inspection.

Do you just turn up for an appointment with your GP and say you'd like a prostate exam? Without cringeing, falling about laughing, or raising an eyebrow suggestively?

I'm really not sure I have the balls to do that, but the prospect of a free finger up the bottom is sorely tempting.

David Penfold

13h ago

Jonah Aragon 18h ago

Buried in Proton's AI announcement today is a pretty shocking detail about their service 👀

Because of legal uncertainty around Swiss government proposals to introduce mass surveillance — proposals that have been outlawed in the EU — Proton is moving most of its physical infrastructure out of Switzerland. Lumo will be the first product to move.

#Proton #Switzerland #Privacy #EuroStack #ProtonMail

Introducing Lumo, the AI where every conversation is confidential | Proton

Lumo gives you the power to solve problems big and small, while keeping your personal data confidential. Try it now.

Proton

David Penfold

13h ago

Plague Poems 15h ago

As we talked
about this and that
the academic told me
“the fall is coming”
and in agreement I said
“I feel like the fall
has been coming for years”
and after a moment
the academic stated
“I meant the season”
and after a moment
I said “yeah, that’s coming too.”