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David Penfold

@davep@infosec.exchange

2K Followers

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22.9K Posts

Does IT stuff. Vegan and anarchism curious.

Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www.justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/17468/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now

Also unreasonably fond of BPMN.

Officially not right in the noggin #ʘ‿ʘ

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Kevin Beaumont 24m ago

@0xabad1dea @davidgerard RFK Jnr going on about creating an autism database is proof he doesn’t know about mastodon

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14m ago

abadidea Jun 29, 2024

Every time my posts go viral by mastodon standards, I get mean-spirited replies from strangers who then inform me that I cannot criticize them because they're autistic. I'M ALSO AUTISTIC. WE'RE ALL AUTISTIC. THIS IS THE AUTISM SOCIAL NETWORK. IF YOUR REPLIES ARE REGULARLY UPSETTING THE PEOPLE YOU'RE SENDING THEM TO, THE PROBLEM IS NOT AUTISM

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@TheBreadmonkey not a problem here on the fediverse where the average age is 102.

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1h ago

Dr David Mills 1h ago

A question for the #hivemind - I need a #printer for home, is the consensus still "Just get a Brother"?

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Prof. Sam Lawler 9h ago

Most of the goats are ready to go into the barn for the night and are quite attentive. Except for a little grey goat named Mercedes, who instead decided to do a little dance on the back of the horse, who happily agreed to a free back massage.

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George Monbiot 2h ago

How do you ensure a nation fails to cope with drought? Privatise its water system. Almost everyone wants our water renationalised. Almost everyone, that is, except the government. This week's column. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

High water bills, filthy river...

High water bills, filthy rivers – and now drought. This is England’s great artificial water crisis of 2025

In its refusal to nationalise water, it’s clear the government operates in the interests of private capital and not of the country, says Guardian columnist George Monbiot

The Guardian

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Eatsbluecrayon 19h ago

That's 5D-educational chess.

#FuckGenAI #ChatGPT #GenAIsucksCamelDong

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13h ago

SturmUndDranger 13h ago

It turns out nature has lself-limiting control mechanisms.

For example, I am currently in Berlin on a business trip. On my own. With a credit card and pretty close to zero accountability.

And I’m not off injecting heroin into my eyeballs with Iggy Pop because I’M OLD AND TOO F*CKING TIRED!!!

Sometimes I really wish I could rent 25-year old me for a couple of days now that I have the money.

#Degeneracy #TouristActivities

David Penfold

14h ago

Jeremy C. Shipp 14h ago

Good things are coming to me. I am attracting success into my life. I am channeling an abundance mindset. I am sprouting wildflowers from my pores. Human-faced bees are building a hive inside my top hat. Gnarled tadpoles are morphing into eldritch frogs and joining my beast army.