Datendengler

@datendengler@home.social
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Father, Husband, Digital Transformation, Data Science, Augmented Reality

@suvuk FUNFUCKINGTASTISCH!

#BIOS und besonders #UEFI sind inhärente Fehlentwicklungen!

DESHALB verlange ich ab sofort bei allen Geräten #LinuxBoot [ehem. #NERF] anstelle dessen!

#Bloatware? #NeinDanke!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LinuxBoot

LinuxBoot - Wikipedia

Every day should be #EarthDay 🌏

The History of Earth as a 24 hr clock via UW-Madison geology. We’ve only just arrived. #science

#KurzUndKnapp
Homöopathie hat keine Wirkung, die über den Placeboeffekt hinausgeht.

Sie hat nichts mit Naturheilkunde zu tun und wirkt auch nicht natürlich.

Sie wirkt natürlich nicht.

Falls euer Kind richtig krank ist, benötigt es richtige Medizin. 1/2
#DerApotheker 🥷

RT @0xgaut
Microsoft released copilot in Excel, and it is officially caught up with Google on the AI race.

Fantastic to watch.

Hi, I work with generative machines. Everything from Markov chain generators to GPT-3. I’ve trained and tuned many models with GPT2 and 3, all with the intent of simulating human interaction.

I know a fair bit about generative machines, both how they work, and how to tune and interact with them to get particular results.

I need you to hear this: they do not know or understand anything. They are complex probability tables.

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Arguing with Bing about NFTs. Check out this conversational pivot!!! I’ll be using this myself to change the subject with coworkers
Bright in Bruxelles
Schön bunt war es auf den Parkplätzen in den 80ern.
Schadstoffmessung: Ikea kündigt vernetzten Raumluftsensor Vindstyrka an - Golem.de

Ikea hat den Raumluftsensor Vindstyrka vorgestellt, der Teil des Smart-Home-Systems werden kann und mit Matter kompatibel ist.

Golem.de

accidentally wrote "saad" instead of "saas" in a text to my partner; they immediately coined "Software as a Disappointment"

and honestly, where is the lie

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Arguing with Bing about NFTs. Check out this conversational pivot!!! I’ll be using this myself to change the subject with coworkers
@shanselman My next response would have been "fuck crows", LOL. 🤣
@shanselman @aaronsgiles aah, but crows are fantastic animals 💜
@shanselman @aaronsgiles Dang, see if they bring you guys anything shiny and cool for treats...
ChatGPT’s alter ego, Dan: users jailbreak AI program to get around ethical safeguards

Certain prompts make the chatbot take on an uncensored persona who is free of the usual content standards

The Guardian
@robertpi @aaronsgiles that’s not something I’m at all interested in exploring
@shanselman @robertpi @aaronsgiles how polite you are :)
@indyradio @aaronsgiles @shanselman
Working in IT security, I'm of the opinion that it's still interesting to understand how to break a software system, even if you don't indent to misuse it afterwards.
@robertpi @indyradio @aaronsgiles red teaming is fine but that’s not my job. There are enough people out there trying to be adversarial against these things, but I don’t need to see it and I don’t enjoy anthropomorphizing a VLLM
@shanselman Tried to get bing to write code for reading audio data from CD-ROMs on MacOS in C++, and it started, but kept truncating the result no matter how hard I tried to coax it.
@shanselman I mean, I'm on board to learn more about crows, they're pretty cool! 🐦
@shanselman still waiting for them to hook up Cortana to this. I want the hologram and everything.
@shanselman oh, this is abuse. You want 12A, next door!
@shanselman Do be sure to note that crows don't endorse cryptocurrencies (possibly because they're so intelligent?)
@shanselman 👀 @ct_bergstrom Did Bing’s AI train on your social media posts? 😎
@shanselman dang that's brilliant actually!
@shanselman I'm using this with customers.
"You missed the production deadline!"
"I don't want to have this conversation. Do you like crows?"
@shanselman Sounds like the kind of humor @roxiqt is posting.
@shanselman why did it assume it would be an argumentative discussion? Could have been like. "I agree ..."
@shanselman does that mean Bing supports NFTs? 🤔

@shanselman

Although the suggestion of gathering crows is a type of attempted murder. 🤔​

@shanselman why ladies and gentlemen this chatbot is for the birds
@shanselman It is like the joke about the biology student, who has learned everything about the mouse for his exam and who gets asked about the elephant in his exam: Well, the elephant lives in Africa and when it walks through the savanna it sometimes happens to step on a mouse. And the mouse...
@shanselman
Hate crows they're a nuisance bird
Urban roosters screeching in tallest neighbourhood trees at dawn, plucking small birds out of the air and eating them, and when you see them up close they are creepy AF
I said what I said....
@shanselman plot twist: Bing Chat is just 8 crows in a trenchcoat typing away.
@shanselman @mmccue Crows are kind of an underrated bird though. ;D
@shanselman oh my God this is priceless! 🤣🤣🤣
@shanselman I typically offer to show them my rash and start unbuckling my belt. Thus far, 100% successful.

@shanselman NFT's serve a purpose.

A great way of determining of someone has a half a brain is to ask them how they feel about NFTs. If they've ever bought one, they're an idiot. ;-)

@shanselman Just a few weeks since "I won't harm you unless you harm me first", I like to imagine this crows line was said through gritted teeth
@shanselman Clearly, crows are intelligent. They are not fooled by NFTs.
@shanselman I can imagine Cortana voicing the last two sentences. She really needs a comeback with this new language model.
@shanselman @vaurorapub Did you ask Bing of crows are smarter than Bing?
@shanselman Oh they fell for the idea that birds are real..

@shanselman
I mean, crows ARE pretty freaking cool.

@justindossey