The Dastardly Dimwit

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The Dastardly DimwitDec 18, 2022
BrentButtDec 17, 2022
So... just to be clear... we're sticking with "Toot"?
These are "Toots"...?
And because of my last name, mine are "Butt Toots"?
I'm supposed to NOT feel like you're all setting me up?
Show threadThe Dastardly DimwitDec 10, 2022
@Lizerreal I thought that was the domain of under qualified white men. Congratulations on breaking that glass ceiling!
The Dastardly DimwitDec 9, 2022
Show threadRustyBertrandDec 8, 2022
The Dastardly DimwitNov 26, 2022
The Volatile MermaidNov 25, 2022
Se7en is a Christmas movie because people talk about the Bible and Brad Pitt gets a present at the end.
Show threadThe Dastardly DimwitNov 24, 2022
@UncleDuke1969 I see what’s happening here. Those deli counter people are trying to get you to eat leafy greens by selling you non-pasta “pasta” salad…otherwise known as salad. THIS IS A CONSPIRACY!!!
The Dastardly DimwitNov 23, 2022
SirEviscerate Nov 23, 2022

HER: Did you eat my Milk Duds?

ME: *silently chews for 7 minutes, finally swallows* first of all, i don't appreciate your accusations

The Dastardly DimwitNov 23, 2022
SirEviscerate Nov 23, 2022

DAVE GROHL: When.

WAITER: *keeps grinding pepper*

DAVE GROHL: *nods approvingly*

The Dastardly DimwitNov 19, 2022
haiku platypusMay 20, 2018
A thing worth tweeting
can be tooted as haiku.
At least, I think so.