Ennui DoofenI'm busy making s'mores over the dumpster fire on that other app while telling stories of the good ole days with my pals but I'll be here to follow ya shortly ❤️
can be said in a haiku.
Trust a Platypus.
haiku platypus
@HAIKU
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A thing worth saying
can be said in a haiku.
Trust a Platypus.
can be said in a haiku.
Trust a Platypus.
LaFemmeFatali 
I underestimated how much time I would save by only having to press the reblog once. I might even stop using punctuation here. (Lies, I cannot )
Katie Didn’tAccidentally left my nose in a book when I was 9, and have been scattering pieces of myself in books ever since.
Ely Kreimendahltherapist: you’re a good person
me: oh no I tricked you too
Ricki Yasha TarrIs this where I post the links to my tweets?
Masto.hostCurrently Masto.host is experiencing the highest volume of traffic that has ever reached the infrastructure.
The service is partially degraded and I will be doing fast upgrades on the platform.
These can lead to partial downtime, errors and large delays in support requests.
Really sorry. Doing the best I can on my end. Hope you understand. Thanks.
Richard LittlerPeople grumbling that #Mastodon is slow at the moment... You just turned up with 1 million people in a tiny, rural village and you're complaining there's a queue to get into the only tearoom, which is run by gay pensioners Babs & Maureen as a retirement hobby on Mons-Weds. Relax!
#TwitterMigration
#TwitterMigration
Nom De Benoît :verified:Australian Twitter is circling the drain in the opposite direction
cap’n watsisnameOur birthday song turned to grim silence as we waited but Gary still did not jump out of Linda’s giant ice cream cake.
Johnny NormalityI've been walking around all day and boy are my dogs a barkin'.
By dogs I mean my feet which were cursed by the Dog Wizard.