The Dastardly Dimwit

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So... just to be clear... we're sticking with "Toot"?
These are "Toots"...?
And because of my last name, mine are "Butt Toots"?
I'm supposed to NOT feel like you're all setting me up?
Se7en is a Christmas movie because people talk about the Bible and Brad Pitt gets a present at the end.

HER: Did you eat my Milk Duds?

ME: *silently chews for 7 minutes, finally swallows* first of all, i don't appreciate your accusations

DAVE GROHL: When.

WAITER: *keeps grinding pepper*

DAVE GROHL: *nods approvingly*

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At least, I think so.