The Dastardly Dimwit
The Volatile MermaidSe7en is a Christmas movie because people talk about the Bible and Brad Pitt gets a present at the end.
ice.cream.assassin@OhNoSheTwitnt “What’s in the box?!?”
*All I Want For Christmas Is You starts playing*
Sporticus@OhNoSheTwitnt I missed you
jjhender@OhNoSheTwitnt I somehow laughed and recoiled at the same time
Dave Swersky
Patricklee@OhNoSheTwitnt took all movie but Bradd finally got a head of it.
Harry Tuttle, heating engineer@OhNoSheTwitnt oh no you didn’t
Brian Drell
Einstürzende Vanhouten@OhNoSheTwitnt the first unboxing video.
Carrion Sam@OhNoSheTwitnt ... what the fuck
(Don't get me wrong I love it but what the fuck, dude)
gclaymitchell@OhNoSheTwitnt There has to be at least one Christmas song in the movie, which is the same number of Christmas songs in White Christmas.
Palin
Jason Robert Newman@OhNoSheTwitnt The best version is the one where Kermit the Frog plays Detective Mills.
Alexander Gruchala@OhNoSheTwitnt And the 1st Raimi Spider-Man movie is a Thanksgiving movie cuz of the 5-min scene where Norman Osborn figures out who Spider-Man is.
Barry ‘Jack’ Jenkins@OhNoSheTwitnt “What’s wrong? You already have one? Maybe you can give it to your wife.”
the big lemattski@OhNoSheTwitnt nothing has hit me as perfectly as this just did
IrRESISTible
R.A.Busby Author@OhNoSheTwitnt WHAT’s IN THE BOOOOXX??
Lisa@OhNoSheTwitnt I suppose that's one way to look at it 😂
@OhNoSheTwitnt I am so glad I haven't missed this content when I cut ties with Twitter.
Trippy Food
asymetricjockey@OhNoSheTwitnt Sick,but it made me laugh! 👍
Deluxe Capacitor 🍿@OhNoSheTwitnt 🤣 shortNsweet, i like that 👍
Skepticaldropbear@OhNoSheTwitnt easter, because someone dies at the end, and the head is egg shaped
Daskalos Kakos
Kevin Redman@OhNoSheTwitnt Hope he kept the receipt
Jake_Vig@OhNoSheTwitnt you’re simply the best no matter the platform
MadCounselor@OhNoSheTwitnt ugh. I was sick for three days. Not like I ate too much sick.
Mark Gellis 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 🇺🇦 🌈(You may need to click my alter ego to see what he's saying. Sorry...it's how #Mastodon formats things.)
Thee AV🕯️FU Alito@OhNoSheTwitnt 😂 🤣 I'll allow it.🤭
SunnySideUp@OhNoSheTwitnt And it was in a box