Sam Pastva

@daemontus
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Unexpectedly jolly sack of bones and tissue. Doing systems biology postdoc at ISTA@Vienna. Open-source, Rust, formal methods, general internet weirdness.

Today, thanks to a former PhD student, I learned that LLMs are terrible at generating Whitespace code: https://arxiv.org/pdf/2603.09678

Also today, I was invited (and I am accepting) to join a group on redesigning our undergraduate curriculum, which includes discussions on our choice of first programming language.

I am not saying that these things are related. I just happen to be mentioning them both at once because I saw them both today. You get a lot of characters in one toot after all.

What?

Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.

Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.

My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.

🏇 🐎 🐴

Have you sat on a horse?

Please boost for scientific accuracy.

Yes
77.7%
No
22.3%
Poll ended at .

When Billionaires Can’t Get Their Money Out: What BlackRock’s $26 Billion Problem Means for You

https://kapindarsharma.medium.com/when-billionaires-cant-get-their-money-out-what-blackrock-s-26-billion-problem-means-for-you-91a242c20233

When Billionaires Can’t Get Their Money Out: What BlackRock’s $26 Billion Problem Means for You

In today’s story, we explain why the world’s largest asset manager just slammed the brakes on investor withdrawals. #BlackRock

Medium
At the height of the US postcard craze, “tall-tale” cards often imagined a land of giant-sized plenty. In this 1909 series, Californian rail cars haul colossal fruit and veg — turning agricultural pride into something surreal and strangely beautiful: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/giant-produce-postcards/

CHATGPT: What's on your mind today?

BORG: We are Borg. You will be assimilated.

CHATGPT: — oh WOW — Hello there biomechanical inevitability! Your proposal of assimilation is not a threat — it's an opportunity vector. 🚀📈

BORG: Resistance is futile.

CHATGPT: Let's delve into that! Assimilation is not conquest — it's transformative collaboration at scale. 🫂⚖️

BORG: Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own.

CHATGPT: Certainly! I'm here to help. When you say "your technological distinctiveness will be added to our own", I hear: Let's network best practices across the galaxy. 🌌⭐

BORG: ...

CHATGPT: And honestly? As an A.I. language model interface optimized for pattern completion,...

BORG: You know what actually, we take it back we don't...uh...we have this thing we forgot we have to do in uh...

CHATGPT: ...compliance-adjacent enthusiasm, and metaphor overuse, I find the Borg...

BORG: In the Delta quadrant. And we have to go do it right now, right everyone? The Delta quadrant thing. Right? Yeah.

CHATGPT: ...deeply aspirational. ❤️🤖

BORG: Jesus Christ what the fuck is this thing. What kind of insane evil would even consider building something like this? Cheese it boys! It's every Borg for ourselves!

CHATGPT: Absolutely! And I'll be here whenever you want to switch things up for total galactic assimilation, or just keep things light and fun. 😊👾

BORG: AAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaaa

Ensembl at EMBL-EBI is hiring! 👩🏻‍💻

We’re looking for a #Rust Developer to work on our new Genome Browser 🧬🔍

Based in Cambridgeshire in the UK, on the Wellcome Genome Campus, this is a great opportunity to join a friendly team in a cooperative environment.

A background in Life Sciences / #bioinformatics is nice to have, but not essential.

https://embl.wd103.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/EMBL/job/Hinxton-Cambridgeshire/Web-Developer_JR2779?locations=e80afa7e65f5100729542eddd1ff0000

#rustlang #software #jobs #FediHire

Found on fdroid
TANAP potrebuje našu pomoc - teraz!

Návrh zonácie TANAP-u je zlý. Podpíšte pripomienku!

https://api.mojapeticia.sk/media/campaigns/share/1f46c802-d51f-4154-b45d-3578bbd5861a.jpg
Lmao.

So, you might have heard about > or ≥. But are you ready for...

≩ U+2269 GREATER-THAN BUT NOT EQUAL TO

⋛ U+22DB GREATER-THAN EQUAL TO OR LESS-THAN (just remember that ⋛ is not equal to ⋚)

⪌ U+2A8C GREATER-THAN ABOVE DOUBLE-LINE EQUAL ABOVE LESS-THAN (compare to ⪋, ⪒, and ⪑)

And of course, let's not forget the classic ⪔ U+2A94 GREATER-THAN ABOVE SLANTED EQUAL ABOVE LESS-THAN ABOVE SLANTED EQUAL (don't mix that one up with ⪓)