Captain Salem

@csalem
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😂😂😂 no idea who made this one but I giggled 🤭 edit: credit http://www.guyscartoons.com
Seems about right

From the "Pivot to woodworking" department

#InfoSec #ShitPost #DevOps #Logs #VennDiagram

A brief guide to Unix editors:

- vi is a trap
- vim is Stockholm syndrome with keybindings
- neovim is a lifestyle brand
- emacs is a religion
- nano is a cry for help
- micro is nano with imposter syndrome
- helix is TikTok vim
- kakoune is vim for people who hate vim

Traps
Have you tried murmuring quietly into the night about it

Hey friendiverse! My husband is currently looking for work - he's very good at Linux, cloud, AWS, and networking stuff. He's got an extensive home lab and manages all of our services. Seattle or remote.

But he's bad at networking so I'm trying to leverage my network on his behalf.

Cheers! #getfedihired

oh…cool…

Please stop with the floating elements on websites. They're hiding your content, and make me want to leave!

No, I don't want to "swipe to the next article" if there's also gonna be a giant floating arrow hiding the text and make me want to stop reading the one I'm painfully trying to read right now.

No, I don't want to "donate" if I can't even fully read what your organization is about because of all those buttons floating over your content.

The goal is to show your content! Why hiding it with a bajillion arrows, buttons, and popups? And please test your website for small mobile display. Your floating elements are ENORMOUS there 😭

#WebDesign