muesli

@fribbledom
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I build open-source software and make little gadgets.

From a time when email was cool. Hard to distinguish from a good programmer.

Bloghttps://fribbledom.com
GitHubhttps://github.com/muesli
In Germanhttps://mastodon.social/@muesli
muesli1h ago
Somewhere, right now, a company is holding a meeting about reducing meetings.
muesli13h ago
Man pages: technically contain all the information you need, in the same way that a dictionary technically contains every story ever written.
muesli1d ago
The future used to be flying cars. Now I'm excited when a product comes with a headphone jack.
muesli1d ago
Every project starts with "we'll keep it simple" and ends with a Kubernetes cluster.
muesli1d ago

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music.
How to feel time: write.
How to release time: breathe.

-- Matt Haig

muesli3d ago

GitHub Copilot got 25x more expensive over night.

I just felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of low-effort PRs suddenly cried out and were silenced.

Maintainers worldwide breathe a sigh of relief. Businesses are about to wake up to some very interesting invoices.

muesli5d ago

After enough years in software, you learn that LGTM doesn't actually stand for "Looks Good To Me".

Only the pros know its real meaning:

"Looked. Got tired. Merged."

muesli5d ago
The year is 2035. Your dishwasher requires a security patch to continue cleaning knives.
muesli5d ago
The difference between science fiction and reality is that science fiction has to make sense.
muesli6d ago
Bluetooth is fascinating technology because it somehow combines the reliability of radio with the usability of dark magic.