When you live in a country, where the dictator can never be wrong, the only ones left to blame are the citizens.
So now that Putin has killed so many young men, that birth rates are dropping catastrophically, Russian Deputy Minister of Justice Vsevolod Vukolov reports, that new laws will make it illegal for women not to have children.
Do try to keep up, Republicans — you are so much behind the forefront of the dystopian nightmare.
The more I hear about how Trump tried everything to hang onto top secret and other classified documents, the worse it looks for him.
Indict the man, Mr. Smith. He’s guilty at least of obstruction and willful retention of government documents.
So…I was researching the coin shortage in Cameroon. En route I stumbled upon a BBC article written in pidgin. I really had no idea that media outlets were formally publishing in pidgin. Did you? Has anyone seen this before?
For those new to pidgin, it’s a conglomerate version of two languages to help facilitate communication.
The article:
https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/articles/cmmllr4j1qdo
More on pidgin:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pidgin
The reactions within Trump’s circle to his CNN town hall were universally joyous. “We want to thank CNN for their generous donation to President Trump’s campaign!” one Trump adviser told @RollingStone
Elie Mystal, again:
When #Trump uses campaign funds to pay E. Jean Carroll $5 million dollars and doesn't record it properly, that will be another bookkeeping offense.
I want to get that on the record now so I can say "I told you so" in 2029 when a prosecutor finally gets around to looking into that
Randahl Fink
MOVED TO PLUSH.CITY
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George Takei 
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Rolling Stone
Mark Wyner Won’t Comply 
God 
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