Instead of polluting the planet with confetti, hole punch leaves instead! 🌎🎉

Deer deliver in the strangest of places! If you find a fawn in your yard, leave it alone, do not touch, move or feed it. They have no scent and predators cannot find them unless humans interfere. Mom leaves during the day for 2 primary reasons: to feed, and to keep her scent away. Mom will return, but not until dusk and not if humans are around. If you discover the gift of a fawn enjoy the experience, and let the Mom do what comes naturally. Please share, thank you. #wildlife

You can't get blood from a turnip. Look, you want blood? I can get you blood. Put down that turnip and follow me to the blood.

I am once again reiterating that the problem with "AI turns this bullet point into a long email I can pretend I wrote. AI makes a bullet point out of this long email I can pretend I read" is not about the problem with AI, in fact if you spend half a second thinking about it AI is being immensely helpful in this scenario, the problem is with work culture that punishes people for brevity when communicating, and I'm really tired of seeing this image over and over like it's some profound statement on AI when it's actually a scathing indictment of human work culture, especially when there are plenty of legitimate grievances about AI to go around

Remember -- don't let ANYONE ruin your day. Don't empower them. It's YOUR day. Ruin it by yourself.

Tip: if a skunk sprays you, take a bath in tomato sauce, so you will smell like a pizzeria for skunks.

Ghost hunting is so cruel. They're already dead. Why do you have to kill them again? Are you even going to use it for ghost meat?

It's possible that the only real qualification for most jobs is good conversation skills.