Wayne Myers

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John Finnemore on the French horn/cor anglais:

"I was idly wondering why the cor anglais has a French name meaning ‘English horn’, and the French horn has an English name meaning… well, ‘French horn’. I looked it up, even though I knew there would just be some reasonable but rather dull explanation.

"There isn’t. There is a completely bonkers explanation, in both cases. Here’s the first.

"So. The cor anglais isn’t English, or French. But that’s nothing, because another thing it isn’t is… a horn. It’s basically an overgrown oboe, and it’s from Silesia. But being thin with a bulb on the end, it looks a little like the trumpets angels are shown playing in medieval art.

"Or at least it did to the Germans, who started calling it the Engellisches Horn, or angel’s horn. Can you see the hilarious misunderstanding that’s about to happen? Well, that happened. The Italians thought the Germans called it the English Horn, so they translated it to corno inglese. The French got it from the Italians, and called it the cor anglais. The British got it from the French, and presumably stared at it, thought ‘We can’t call that an English horn! It’s nothing to do with us, we’ve only just this minute seen one!’ …and I suppose decided just to keep the French name to save embarrassment.

"But that is rationality itself compared to what happened with the “French” horn.

"Right. The French horn. It isn’t French, or English… but it is a horn. So that’s something. (In fact, horn players just call it ‘the horn’, and they wish you would too, but they can’t make you.) This story is simpler than the cor anglais one, but even more gloriously stupid.

"The French were famous for making beautiful hunting-horn type horns: curly tubes that made a nice noise when you blew through them. Then the Germans came up with a more complicated horn with slides and crooks and valves and what-have-you. So British horn players started calling the horns they played in orchestras French Horns, to make it clear they were having nothing to do with those funny looking new German horns with all the bits hanging off them. But the thing is… slides and crooks and valves and what-have-you are a really good idea. You can play tunes with them and everything. So, before long, in a brilliantly British combination of ruthless pragmatism and equally ruthless face-saving, British horn players were playing German horns… but still calling them French horns.

"In summary then: the cor anglais, or English horn, is a Silesian oboe that the Italians thought the Germans thought was English, but the Germans actually thought looked angelic. Whereas the French horn is a German horn that the British called the French horn to distinguish it from the German horn… which is what it is.

"All clear? Good. Carry on."

I've started asking people the thought experiment "are there more doors or wheels on planet earth?". I don't really care about their answer, but the speed at which they ask ChatGPT allows me to assess how much I care about their thoughts and opinions on other matters.
@etherdiver What you've been doing is great - and I truly mean that - but there is also a gap between 'shutting down completely' and 'carrying on as is when it is more chore than fun' that I think is worth exploring. Obviously there's a difference between reviews and a comic but both do have that whole Archive Cannot Grow Too Much / Long Tail thing going on. Also breaks. Breaks are good, to reset and reconfigure. Whatever you end up doing, all the best with it.
@etherdiver It's hard out there, and harder than ever, because things that used to drive traffic have been deliberately nerfed. I've been running a webcomic since 2006 which has never had any readers particularly, and which, at a certain point, I refused to shut down as such but also stopped doing regularly, because it was more chore than fun. The archive is still there and I add new ones as and when I feel like it, and only then. Now it's fun again, and, same, don't care about fame/fortune etc.
Random comic from ages ago that a random person from Singapore was just looking at, randomly: https://comic.conniptions.org/comics/630.html
Fit and the Conniptions

Fit and the Conniptions is a webcomic by Wayne Myers, who by complete coincidence also has a band called Fit and the Conniptions. The two projects are, naturally, entirely unrelated.

Fit and the Conniptions
@quinn I did before moving the last three times, especially the most recent one involving a move to a coastal town. Lots of reasons to avoid the actual seafront places here, so we're nicely inland and way above sea level. Still fucked if sealevels rise dramatically though, just differently fucked.

Playing old ff7 in between sessions of new ff7

I've talked about the Game Dad in this thread but I don't think I've mentioned what it actually is. It's one of these, a little handheld emulation console, this particular #gameDad is an Anbernic RG353V, it's like a hundred bucks and it's bloody hard to grumble about. I made a shite little website about them at https://gamedad.club.

My #picotron port of Lemmings now has all the original levels playable (plus the replacement levels, plus all the holiday levels, plus a handful of others)

It runs in the browser here:
https://sophiehoulden.com/ohno.html

I made the Nigella Huntress's Chicken and all I can say is that I strongly recommend making the Nigella Huntress's Chicken.

https://www.nigella.com/recipes/pollo-alla-cacciatora

omg it is good

Pollo Alla Cacciatora

This is an old favourite — chicken cooked "the hunter's way" or, rather, "the huntress's way" — which grants a certain amount of culinary licence, although Italians might not agree. My version is traditional enough, only speeded up and simplified. The unexpected deviation lies in the addition of a can of cannellini beans, which, in effect, turns it into a quick, one-pot, all-inclusive supper. Having said that, I also adore it — as do my children — with plain steamed rice. Whatever, when I cook this, I know I can count on getting tea on the table from scratch in about half an hour.

Nigella.com

Haha SURPRISE ya big fools. You never saw it coming. I’m streaming incredible music!

My setup is now tested to perfection and here will be zero technical issues. And with that, she sealed her fate.

https://stream.gravitons.org

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