Wayne Myers

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How it feels to be alive lately.

Good Morning!

Dungeons of Freeport releases on Steam TOMORROW.

Last chance to be able to say "oh yeah I totally wishlisted that game before it came out, how cool am I?"

https://store.steampowered.com/app/4579170/Dungeons_of_Freeport/

Steamで10% OFFDungeons of Freeport

A Daily Extraction Roguelike Dungeon-Crawler. Play the same dungeons as everyone else, once a day. Select your gear and delve into dungeons, attempting to escape with the loot you obtain. Inspired by classical roguelikes of decades past, but with a modern interface and metagame.

I have written a song I am pleased with for the first time in ages.
it's fascinating how good AI is at solving problems in domains i don't understand. it's almost as if it was somehow linked to my inability to verify the output.

*bites lip*

ow

A Short Story Inspired by Recent Conversations

“Important Work”

“We are archivists,” the alien explained, “we travel from solar system to solar system searching for events worthy of recording for our library.”

“I am responsible for archives of moments of great happiness.” The alien continued, “I seek beings in a perfect state of joy. That is why I have come to earth.” She beamed at me as if this made perfect sense.

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The one vaguely substantive assertion in this Starmer-drivel is: people in the UK want "strong and secure borders": https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/may/08/election-results-left-right-uk-keir-starmer

An end to the scourge of 11-month-old UK-born babies re-entering the country after family holidays!: https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/may/06/scottish-mum-stuck-in-spain-after-baby-falls-foul-of-uk-dual-nationality-rules

Drivel.

These election results don’t mean tacking left or right, but delivering for the whole country

In the coming days I will be setting out our path to break with the status quo once and for all by building a stronger and fairer UK, says the prime minister, Keir Starmer

The Guardian
@mcc My "WHY DOES ALL THE SOFTWARE BY COMPANIES THAT FIRED ALL MY FRIENDS ABOUT SIX MONTHS AGO KEEP BREAKING" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

I'm like this with everything tbh. Whenever the world gets scary I gotta go nuts-and-bolts and do Repairman Things With My Hands which is why lately I've been most enjoying working on, like, bikes, 20-year-old ereaders, solar panels, all stuff that's either low-power or make-power

I've talked about this before on here but when I was teaching the new pinball techs how to not be scared of complicated machines I told them the most complex intimidating system you've ever seen is made up out of smaller and simpler systems that are connected together, and those subsystems are made out of yet smaller and simpler subsubsystems, and you don't fix an arcade you fix machines, and you don't fix machines you fix coils and switches and connectors, we work on the things that systems are made of because that's what we can reach with our hands and understand with our heads, and if all the little bits work how we want them to then the big thing has no choice but to work how we want it to

Today was the 30000th Guardian cryptic crossword, and to celebrate, they have done something rather special, in the form of An Extra Puzzle that, without giving too much away, has been A Long Time In The Making.

Explanation along with today's solution and even more spoilers here - https://www.fifteensquared.net/2026/05/07/guardian-cryptic-30000-by-arachne/

Guardian Cryptic 30,000 by Arachne – Fifteensquared