apple could save me a lot of money on anxiety meds and therapy if iOS would automatically mark as read any unread texts that are more than 2 weeks old

#ifuckinghatehashtags #fuckyoumastodonformakingmeusethem #apple #iphone #ios #texts #anxiety #comedy #jokes #imessage #goatse

Me [after literally crying about how social media has obliterated any confidence i ever had and how it horrifically quantifies our value as human beings]: so i’ve signed up for 113 new social media sites in the past week

#socialmedia #twitter #mastodon #depression #comedy #ihatehavingtousethesefuckinghashtags

if google amazon facebook microsoft etc employees all strike right now we can be eating strips of cured, salted billionaire meat by Friday afternoon

#twitter #elonmusk #riptwitter #communism #eattherich #capitalism #google #amazon #facebook #microsoft #workers #billionaires #comedy #jokes #ihatehavingtousethesefuckinghashtags

I'm glad Karen Bass beat Rick Caruso and I'm also excited to projectile diarrhea onto her lawn the moment she increases funding to the LAPD

#karenbass #rickcaruso #lapd #diarrhea #caruso #lamayor #losangeles #lapd #lasd #acab #comedy #jokes #apparentlywehavetousehashtagshereandihateit