CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 

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【 Professional Computer Booper 】
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model  (they/them)

”Hän on vähän sellainen kusilonkki”

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Meet Jones.
Nobody knows how old she really is. She has been part of our family for 14 years.
My son-in-law found her abandoned, soaked and very sad in a flooded gutter many years ago.
She comforted my daughter all the way through cancer treatment.
She is afforded every luxury now.
Jones used to be cherished and a handful now she is just cherished.
#Caturday
@catsalad I feel a lot of sympathy for Als these days. But not for AIs though, only for Als.

MIL gave us some tomatoes she got from a friend's garden. They're bizarre. Black/green when ripe, heart shaped fruit, and they taste like kiwi fruit! But the best thing about them? The name. Indigo Rebel Starfighter V16.

#HomeGrown #EatYourColors #Tomatoes

The way Linda Perry’s music has had me gripped for the last thirty plus years… https://youtu.be/bXaqTlKsgGI
Knock Me Out

YouTube
@c0debabe Understandable (it's only getting worse tonight) >:3
The bucket is half foal
@c0debabe I am one of those friends!
This is 100% some of my friends 😂
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This is going to be the hottest day of Odin’s life so far, but I’m aiming to minimize his discomfort. #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #heatwave
There were twice as many dogs outside as usual because people who usually do their main walkie at lunch or dinner were like “hmm.”
hot dog status #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon

now that we've reached the hottest part of the day (it is 35 c / 95 f in Amsterdam around dinnertime), I've hosed Odin down with cold water. He immediately cheered right up and started prancing around the house.

#dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #heatwave

@0xabad1dea If we ignore the room around it providing scale, Odin looks like an extremely happy puppy.
@0xabad1dea 4:30 in the afternoon is dinner time in the Netherlands? Are there any meals after dinner?
@igimenezblb I meant the whole 4 to 6 pm block of time, which is the hottest today (as opposed to 1 to 3, which is what I would have expected). Personally my meal times are shifted an hour or two earlier than most other people.
@0xabad1dea Yeah the middle of the day is no longer the hottest part and it sucks. I'm glad Odin and y'all are able to stay cool.
@0xabad1dea How slippery are the floors when the water dripping off him mixes with latent drool spots? 😁
@0xabad1dea A true water breed; good boy Odin.
@0xabad1dea Good human. Good. Yes, you are! Yes you are! Good human!
@0xabad1dea and he will love you all the more for it! :)
@0xabad1dea ugh, yeah. I am NOT looking forward to this.
@0xabad1dea
Last night I spent an extra hour brushing and grooming my Bernese Mountain Dog to thin out his fur as much as possible.
Today we're going to get up to 33°C, tomorrow up to 35.
It's really difficult for dogs with such a massive coat. 🌡️🥵
@0xabad1dea Everyone keeping cool enough?