CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
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Privacy advocate 〱 Malware analyst 〱 Cybersecurity
〰️ ⁠InfoSec 〰️ ⁠DFIR 〰️ ⁠CISSP 〰️ ⁠黑客 〰️ ⁠Katzenmädchen
 ⁽ʰᵒᵖᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᶜᵒʳⁿʸ ʲᵒᵏᵉˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶜᵃᵗˢ⁾

【 Professional Computer Booper 】
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model  (they/them)

”Hän on vähän sellainen kusilonkki”

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Githubhttps://github.com/devsalad
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*mirrreow*

Watching one of those “extreme houses” type shows and they’re describing how they built this house and used the phrase “the concrete was allowed to harden”

At the risk of being pedantic, that concrete will harden with or without your consent

Me rn.

am excite.

@catsalad soooo sudo apt-get cat?
@kwayk42 The cat distribution system gives them away, for free!
This is going to be the hottest day of Odin’s life so far, but I’m aiming to minimize his discomfort. #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #heatwave
Cooking up some chaos 🍳
Yes! #Gravy CFPs are finally open!

Hello, friends! Do you want to -speak- at #PancakesCon this year? Our CFP is ~open~! https://forms.gle/K8UnDGHPdmj6vTgZ8

CFP Closes August 9 at 1800 Central Time. Don't miss out! Start thinking of your talk ideas now! Details at pancakescon.com, and mentorship and help on our Slack if you're a novice speaker

PancakesCon 6: Family Brunch - CFP

PancakesCon is a cybersecurity conference that will be conducted all day on 9/21/2025 (US Central Time). This conference is 100% virtual, not for profit and free to stream. **PancakesCon has a UNIQUE FORMAT. Please read these instructions carefully**: All PancakesCon talks must be 40-45 minutes long. They ****MUST**** consist of two parts: A brief talk about any cybersecurity topic targeted at junior professionals / students, and a brief talk about something which is not IT-related. The non-IT topics can cover anything from hobbies to fitness, cooking to music. Share something you're passionate about aside from computer technology or cybersecurity! Most people gave their talks in two separate halves at previous conferences with a clear transition, but you're welcome to combine the topics if you're feeling really creative! See examples on our YouTube. Example: "Active Directory Enumeration and Ballet Dance" CFP will close on Saturday, August 9, 2025 at 8:30PM US Central Time. CFP Notifications will go out on August 23 from hacks4pancakes at gmail (please make sure you allow this email). While we focus on diversity across all aspects of PancakesCon, our CFP review is blind. Please *do not include your name or any extremely identifying information* in your synopsis or we WILL disqualify you. ----------------------------- *Code of Conduct*: - PancakesCon is intended for a PG-13 audience. Please keep conversations and talks appropriate for young people (e.g. talks about making alcoholic drinks or medieval weapons are fine, but please be mindful of young people in talks and conversations) - PancakesCon talks and chat are moderated, and we have a zero tolerance policy on abuse, hate speech, and harassment. Violators will be removed from PancakesCon platforms and potentially barred from future events. Please contact a moderator in Slack immediately with any concerns.

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 Hello and a good meowing on this #Caturday  Have a most wonderful day and stay safe! 😸♥️

@stux Good morning!

I slept well myself, hope you did as well!

@stux Good morning! Happy #Caturday from Piper and Baby!

@stux You can tell those cardboard scratchers are generously used, lol.

My own cats have turned theirs into a soft mush at this point. (I need to get new ones, but darn it, why are they $20+ for a chunk of cardboard?)