Mastodawn

CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch)

Cooking up some chaos 🍳

@catsalad where can I find this recipe

CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch)

@kwayk42 The cat distribution system gives them away, for free!

@catsalad soooo sudo apt-get cat?

Just a trash panda 2d ago

@kwayk42 @catsalad To make cat #gravy mix 2 cups of kitten with 0 cups of water, put it into a saucepan, and pet gently until it just starts to boil.

@catsalad this is your cat. this is your cat on drugs.
any questions

ColesStreetPothole 2d ago

@tati @catsalad
I get this reference. But also....

@catsalad Let simmer on no heat for about a day.

@willi @catsalad I think self raising cats always do best

Vera [8598492] is yearning on main again 2d ago

@catsalad instant kittens just hit the spot sometimes

Advanced Persistent Teapot 2d ago

@catsalad tar czvf kittypot.tar.gz ./kitty

felis_catus_domesticus 2d ago

@catsalad just need to add some computer/usb cables into the mix.

Sara Angeloni 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺2d ago

@catsalad Uh-oh! The chaos awakened.

@catsalad at what temperature should I simmer? A slow cuddle or warm hug?

FurballsNHairballs 2d ago

@catsalad: no cook cat!

only pet and feed

Vayl Larkin (they/them)2d ago

@catsalad I'm So sorry to point this out to you, but your #gravy appears to have grown some kind of fluffy mold.

Greg Bell 2d ago

@catsalad your soufflé has risen and is also hungry

dragonfrog 2d ago

@catsalad a cornbread golem!

Jigme Datse 2d ago

@catsalad Very fluffy chaos...

blobfoxheadphones

@catsalad Chaos Kitten is the name of my new band