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【 Professional Computer Booper 】
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model (they/them)

”Hän on vähän sellainen kusilonkki”

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@pisscotheque I often think back to what my great-grand-step-aunt told me when I was just a grape: behold your #gravy unflinchingly, and no flotsam can touch you

Hey, I just met you
and this is crazy
But here's my number
so call me #gravy

So, uh, #gravy is the thing today? Ooookay? To quote SecUnit 3 in the Murderbot book “Network Effect” by Martha Wells:
"There is a lot about what is going on here that I don't understand. But I am participating anyway."

when I give Odin his food, 😭 he likes to jump up on me 😭 and nuzzle my face 😭 before he takes a single bite 😭😭😭💖 💖💖

Someone is not happy. Needs more #gravy

They are starting to get it ...

Serious cat business in progress! 😺
#cats

@benbrown @Wrewdison So... baby bass? (microfish) 🙃

Maintaining focus in this morning's meeting by filling in all the space between stickers in my current general notebook with black pen.

My wife just asked me if most of what I post on here is to make people mad.

Me:

I prefer to call it ‘intellectual shitposting’.

@SecurityWriter
Thread model prototyping

@SecurityWriter we're already mad, you just stop us feeling alone

@SecurityWriter "It's one of the many helpful services I provide, engaging in discourse in an attempt to improve someone else's knowledge base and/or decision-making process."

@neurovagrant chaotic evil.

@SecurityWriter
It's what the web was invented for after all. Ask Tim. 😆

@SecurityWriter i think your wife wanted to tell you something

@SecurityWriter Fediverse is like a hornet's nest, sometimes you just gotta give it a kick to livin' things up!

@SecurityWriter don't worry: I'm already mad.
Oh, you meant the other mad?
Again, don't worry: I'm already mad at everything.

@SecurityWriter angry? or insane?

That's a question of intent @SecurityWriter, not of effect. That it does piss off some people hardly bears upon the answer. You do it because it's fun to piss people off with the truth, especially when it involves your subject of expertise. Or so I would answer 🙃

@SecurityWriter That's not fair, only 50% are to make people mad, the other 50% accidentally make people mad.