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Just a fool on a hill
On wednesdays we wear pink... 'cause I might have put a red sock with the whites.
Saying “call me old fashioned but…” is how I became known as Old Fashioned Butt
Determined to use the word shenanigans more in 2023
Them: I know you mean well -
Me: I absolutely do not
But what does your therapist think about me?
The only reason jorts aren’t on the periodic list is because their atomic weight can’t be measured by nerds.
Happy Assemble The Fucking Furniture I Thought Was a Good Idea For A Gift Day to all who celebrate.

“This probably could’ve been a video conference.”

I grumbled, sitting down for Christmas dinner.

hope santa didn’t disappoint this year
If Jesus sees his shadow on Christmas day, we get six more weeks of Mariah Carey.