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@Girl_a_whirl
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Lie still & let me a-meh you for a time like this
My posts: https://justmytoots.com/girl_a_whirl@mastodon.social
Pope vs. Dope
dog dinner is like girl date dinner in that it’s whatever they can steal from your plate
AI agents in the hands of a skilled worker are a serious farce multiplier.
restaurants with the word crust in their names are why I have trust issues
Perhaps it was in all the world endings we made along the way
[mummy pick up line] let’s make this sarcophagme a sarcophagus
Frosted shredded mini wheats are just Triscuits from the sweet side of the tracks.

✅️ Wide leg jeans
✅️ Oil crisis
✅️ People going to the moon

It's the 1970s everybody!

I put on my bunny suit one leg at a time just like you.
*long drag on cigarette* Kid, this is Mastodon. We're all the algorithm here. You. Me. Everybody. Now get out there and boost somebody's bullshit.