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@Girl_a_whirl
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Lie still & let me a-meh you for a time like this
My posts: https://justmytoots.com/girl_a_whirl@mastodon.social
Perhaps it was in all the world endings we made along the way
[mummy pick up line] let’s make this sarcophagme a sarcophagus
Frosted shredded mini wheats are just Triscuits from the sweet side of the tracks.

✅️ Wide leg jeans
✅️ Oil crisis
✅️ People going to the moon

It's the 1970s everybody!

The sandals stay on during sex. I have a doctor’s note.
I put on my bunny suit one leg at a time just like you.
*long drag on cigarette* Kid, this is Mastodon. We're all the algorithm here. You. Me. Everybody. Now get out there and boost somebody's bullshit.
RIP person who invented taking pics of notable people in bathrobes, you would’ve loved Walmart.
passwords should be like “that’s close enough”