Turns out you actually CAN leave the Hotel California…
When it gets purchased by a wacky, right-wing, megalomaniac billionaire.
Amish Super Model
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Former Amish Porn Star and current Supermodel gracing the runways from Milan to Minsk to Lancaster. Passionate Practical Progressive.
Not to brag about my amazing voice, but I’ve been told I can sing archipelago.
MardigroanWhoever invented the spoon caused quite a stir.
fakegreekgrillHotflashing singles in your area are going through menopause!
BobIt takes fewer muscles to smile than it does to frown. Lazy ass happy people.
Eniko (moved ➡ gamedev.place)Historically it always works out great when someone does an attempted coup and then a few years later you let them run for political high office
The Richie RichWhen I was younger, I drove fast, perhaps even recklessly and never did I think that it might be the day my life could be taken. These days I drive the speed limit, I watch my mannerisms. I’m more afraid of police than I am road rage. When I travel for work, I try to get the most nondescript rental, I obey traffic laws. I don’t call attention to myself. So many of us do all that and still don’t make it home. Is anyone listening? How loudly do we have to cry to be heard? I’m so, so tired. ..3
Maybe Jesus only had 12 followers because he never re-tooted anyone?
BREAKING: Elon Musk reinstates Joseph Goebbels’ Twitter account.
“I mean, c’mon, it’s all in the name of free speech,” Musk added.