Me: I studied HARD, took a big test, and recently was awarded a new professional designation.
Also Me: Today I came into work barefoot with meatloaf in my purse.
I like to shake things up.
I remember when my Fridays were full of excitement- a new date, a great restaurant, maybe a concert- but now I am sitting here watching a map to see when Amazon is delivering my scented trash bags.
8 stops away, btw.
This is the third time in my life that I have found a bat in my workplace. Three different decades, three different offices. I'm guessing three different bats.
My child, 14, told me at 6:15pm that he needs a new backpack. School starts tomorrow.
I'm actually participating in medical tourism in October. This will save me thousands and months of waiting for insurance approval. How sad is the American health system?
I *may* have just used a dog nail file (Dremel thing) to help get my gel polish off.
Arf.
Loud thunderstorm early this morning freaked my dogs out. The two big bozos were tap dancing around and licking my nose, but the lil ol man was at the foot of the bed quietly shaking like a leaf. I brought him and his towel up next to me to calm him. He passed back out like a People.
Tonight I introduced the boys to Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.
Blew their little minds. Tomorrow, the subsequent moviefilm.
Watching out the window and on my screen as Amazon repeatedly drives past my office with my order. IT'S NOT HARD TO FIND!
I'm making my own yogurt and granola now. I'm practically ready to start a self-sufficient colony.
