Codey McCodeface

@bcasiello
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Programmer (retired), husband, father, grandfather, and dwarf archer. Casual gamer - I don't even wear a necktie!
LanguagesEnglish
Hacking#Elixir, #Scratch
LocationMassachusetts, US
My websitehttps://casiello.net/
J.R.R. Tolkien’s rarest publication is a collection of drinking songs written for his fellow Norse saga enthusiasts at Leeds University in the 1920s. https://blog.nls.uk/rare-book-by-j-r-r-tolkien-held-by-national-library-of-scotland/

Guy from Marketing: “So, Codey, did you get the email I sent you?”

Me: “I don’t thi…”

Computer: “Ding!”

Me: “You, sir, can travel faster than light and you work for this raggedy-ass company?!”

„Knock knock“
„Race condition“
„Who’s there?“

How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One or two?

One… or two?

The mechanic is always trying to upsell me on tire rotations and I’m like nice try but that's literally what those things do.
Blocking internet access via DNS