look, I don't mean to brag, but sometimes my demons are actually quite supportive

Blew my nose and somehow managed to snot all over my glasses.

let a loud one fly whilst trying hard at the climbing wall, so now I need to find a new hobby

permission to be earnest? I've been sober for a bit over five years. That's a good thing. Do I miss it? Fuck-yeah. Will I fall off the wagon at some point? Maybe. But I hope not. Recently I was with some people (who didn't know me when I did drink). Why I wasn't drinking came up in conversation (tedious, but fine) & my "right" to call myself sober was challenged on the basis that I was drinking an alcohol-free beer & that I don't go to meetings. Are they right? Anyway, it pissed me off.

I haven't thought about this too much, but i think it could work, just need to iron out the details. What if instead of